Joe Hamburger straight up attacked her rice bowl with his American chopstick. Risky move going bareback though... his sperm could mix with the other guys that day and he'll be stuck paying 1/10th child support.

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The scrotum will heal, he was just glad someone wanted to hang out with him outside of Xbox Live.

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Rockin Hottie Jessica Gets Her Pussy Plowed Hard By A Dick In Bed

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Probably the sickest standing guillotine choke win ever seen in an MMA ring. His legs were kicking in the air like a helpless animal.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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Brought to you by the makers of "Fuck Your Kids Safety In School" and "There's A Morning After Pill For That".

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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She's the kind of cutie that makes you cum before you can whip your dick out to pound down on her wet pussy.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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It's like someone took Sofia Vergara and turned her into your typical American whore. Millions of dicks around the world are thanking you Internet.

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Ever wonder how much fiber sand can add to your diet? He knows the answer to that.

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Jens has retired from the ring about 4 times now yet people keep on cheering.

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Three hundred Brazilian girls put together can't match this rump.

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You almost had it bro. You should try your 5th story window next, you can definitely nail that one.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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She just told the fear of unplanned pregnancy and STDs to go fuck itself. Her honey pot hasn't been dipped into for over a week and it's time to get sticky.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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This just in: Taking it on the face still gets ratings.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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The co-main event saw a guillotine choke, eye cut and just an all out beating before any of that even happened.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
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Even the laziest WoW addict can appreciate getting some fresh air like this. The cardio workout she's giving his penis could do everyone some good.

Uploaded: 03-14-2010
Views: 11,637

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