18-Year-Old Hipster's Mall Sex Adventure
Actually, these girls prefer to be called 'trend setters' but shit ain't gonna happen unless every chick under 120 lbs adopts this 'fuck me anywhere' attitude.
Will Smith Slaps Guy Trying to Kiss Him
We don't blame his reaction - but couldn't the hit have been at least a little bit harder? You're trying to teach him a lesson Mr. Fresh Prince, not foreplay.
Blowjob From School's Hottest Cheerleader
Dude's living the dorm life of every guy's dreams over here. All he has to do is navigate her mouth to his ball sac area and she takes care of the rest.
Bully Relentlessly Beats Defenseless Girl
If only she was wearing a perfume that smelled like a 9-5 job. That would have made the instigator back off instantly.
He's Found the Perfect Girl for Rough Sex
Everything from her hip structure, to an ass that screams for quarters to be bounced off it tell this man to get as raw as he wants. And he does.
Worst Parents Put Baby in Washing Machine
Source says it was done as a joke but the door locked and the machine started before they could react. We say someone was trying to multitask baths with laundry on the same quarter and failed miserably.
Cute Girl Caught Getting it Hard at a Party
You gotta be on top of your game if you attempt to hide sex in the middle of a crowded frat house. Even Shinobi would have trouble busting a nut undetected.
GF Really Wants to be Fucked in the Ass
Craving anal sex this much definitely isn't a healthy lifestyle. She might be okay staying in this country, but once she travels, NYC is going to give her stitches.
The First Land Walrus Found in Brazil
In retrospect, some species definitely belong in the ocean. Where only the darkness and Disney characters have to be subjected to their fury.
Definitely the Tightest Pussy He Ever Had
Her inexperience is showing. And it looks like it's harder to get it inside her than it would be to dodge rain during a thunderstorm.
Surprise Knockout in School Hallway
Maybe another extra curricular activity would be better for the loser. Such as home ec, or touching himself in the bathroom for example.
Oh That's Right Bro - You Just Got Busted!
Be a big enough douchebag to actually whip a camera out while drilling your friend's girlfriend and it's gonna come back to haunt you. Then, baseball bats.
Dirty Robbery of Gas Station Attendant
Never cross a guy the same day he finds out what's really on the other side of the glory hole.
Amazing Performance by Blonde Bimbo
Slapping asses like you're a jockey in the Kentucky Derby is definitely a great feeling. But refrain from the full hammer fist unless the girl is Spanish or a hooker.
One in a Million Highway Car Crash
Physics are very rarely made to be someone's bitch. But today is a new day.
Virgin Teen to the WRONG Birthday Party
If she was a Gypsy the family would have already disowned and dismembered the body. I know because that's what television told me and it's always right.
Homo From the Hood Fights Pregnant Girl
Watch this, then go cherish the busted asshole of nicer gays like Richard Simmons.
Obedient Girl Assumes Buttsex Position
Someone has definitely been practicing this penis disappearing act in her free time. And busy time. And every available second her cornhole isn't being iced.
Okay, Which One of You Came Inside Me?
It's pretty amazing actually. If you tilt your head 90 degrees just at the right time, her cunt looks exactly like an overstuffed McRib.
Recording Was all His Girlfriend's Idea
She seems pretty damn excited about the whole thing too. Not too shabby for a guy that doesn't have to do shit but sit there and keep his dick hard for 10 mins.
Leggy Blonde Will Make Your Balls Blue
Yum yum, and yum. Get used to three letter words because that's all you'll be able to muster up if this piece of ass decided to let you win her pussy lottery.
VEGAS
Doc56
Jackmeoff
pixle
DaRiv
Onyermomagain
ATSViper
surfer
gianthonkers3
xemp7
Comment Of The Day