Their parents must be super proud. I mean, to be network fucking on a senior level while still a sophomore? That's like being on the honor roll in the whore world.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Confucius says: Never reconsider when throwing weight

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Sweet teen girls strip naked and get ready for one of the luckiest guys on the planet to penetrate their wet little cunts.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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It sure seems that way from this dramatic recovery. Medical treatments from a guy who's homeland still has The Plague to deal with seems like the way to go.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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There goes that Facebook friendship. Right down the drain.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Letting her friends watch her skanky ass get fucked.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Her pussy would need life insurance if this was the normal form of criminal punishment. People in wheelchairs would be robbing banks to get inside her rice bowl for five minutes.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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I love how people find entertaining in the most dangerous activities. I for one am looking forward to rhinoceros chicken battles in 2021.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Every episode could be written by a roomful of chimps with a hangover and still get American Idol ratings.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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All those gymnastic classes really paid off.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Strap chainsaws on both sides of it and you have the ultimate zombie killing machine.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Pro tip: Next time you think about breaking your boyfriend's XBox to make him spend more time with you, make sure he didn't graduate from the school of Peter North first.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Either that is the sloppiest looking tit I've ever seen or her armpit is throwing up. Seems like the cameraman has no issue fucking her either way.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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Always stay away from multicolored windbreakers from 1992. The A.C. Slater Clan doesn't fuck around.

Uploaded: 02-09-2010
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