Wow, smoking hot, loves to fuck and has a knack for water conservation by bathing with a friend. It's like every hippies wet dream come true minus the entire bathroom being made out of hemp. Scratch that, I meant the entire house.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 13,999

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Someone wan to explain to me exactly what the hell this kid was doing in between those cowardly kicks? I thought this was a street fight not Dancing With The Fucking Stars.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 2,664

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Cute blonde teen girl fucked from behind.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 4,275

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Great, now there's another thing in the backyard I want to run the lawnmower over.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 2,751

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I almost expected a cruise ship to come out of nowhere and try to crush him but he probably would have found a way to escape that too.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 2,772

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Sex deprived cutie was begging for a serious cock pounding.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 6,640

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You'll always be in shape with a girlfriend like this around. Between the calories you burn off running the gamut to get a taste of her cooch and that fat you burn actually plugging her up, you'll be back to your birth weight in no time.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 12,805

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So that's what really goes on inside the girl's bathrooms. For some reason I expected more couches and blood.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 1,784

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It's a whole lot harder then doing a cock push-up, but nowhere near as rewarding.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 2,627

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The dumb little skank had no idea he loves to film the whores he fucks.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 4,577

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So... if it's fake wrestling with a fake person, does it make it real? Either way: THAT'S NOT WRASSLIN!

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 1,426

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Dammit, I can't leave the house for one fucking weekend without coming home to another room that I need to burn down.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 7,468

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She must be one of those pompous art majors that think this is an expression of depth and human nature. Sorry honey, but the only deep thing guys watching this care about, is when it comes to the capacity of that freshman twat.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 6,702

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Hey Dana White, you seeing this? If you need your own version of a guy who dominates vs. dudes who learned how to fight from YouTube videos, we got your man! He accepts payments in forms of Playboys and Taco Bell coupon books.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 2,655

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Surprisingly both teams didn't storm the field to break every bone in his body to make him earn that two-year player salary.

Uploaded: 11-20-2009
Views: 2,728

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