I'll go out on a limb and say it wasn't his Vanilla Ice swagger that got her camel toe dripping, but more of what he was packing in the meat department. Looks like all she eats is sirloin and loves it as raw as possible.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Apologies on the video quality here but this episode of Jersey Shore hasn't aired yet. We know you guys love nothing more then a half synthol-half ape-like human acting like an alpha male so we'll be sure to get the full video up next week.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Hot horny Latina teen lets some horny dudes fuck the hell out of her for practically free.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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The last time a chick went down this hard on home video, people started to care about Paris Hilton.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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You can cut all the hair you want off the prettier girl's head Olga, but it's still not going to make people overlook those baboon titties floating around the gravitational pull of your stomach.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Only problem now is her neighbors think someone is getting murdered.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Spotting whores like this a mile away is pretty easy, just watch the shoes. Unless she plans on stabbing Big Foot in the face with those heels she can only be up there for one thing...

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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At least I think it's booty dancing. It's hard to tell if this is being done for enjoyment or as test for a new trap in Saw VII. Suffocation by cellulite sucks.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Don't worry, he was breaking into the backroom of a fitness store so this will never happen again in the future.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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She's never quite had a penis touch her intestines like this.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Give this guy a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give him a fishing pole and get the hell out of the same room because at least one person is losing a much needed body part.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Now this is a first. Most of the time people are breaking their necks on these things, then Johnny The Gymnast over here uses one to backflip a cock into his girlfriend's fur box. Even a Russian judge would rate this a ten.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Seasons Greetings. GREETINGS, not beatings you coke bottle dispensing douchebag.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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Upon closer inspection he actually didn't steal any of their hamburgers but you can't be too safe when you see a shirt like that.

Uploaded: 12-08-2009
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