Up and coming whores of the world: You just got put on notice. This chick is freshly turned 18 and has the sex drive of a rabbit that got into a bag of PCP.
How he ended up choosing the path of martial arts is anyone guess. But I bet it had to do with a lot of hugs from daddy when he was a kid. While he was asleep.
Listen closely. That's the sound of every single Xbox live'r collectively climaxing at the same time. Dreams really do come true... if the girl is desperate enough.
As fate would have it, they don't bleed rainbows and unicorns. They just get tattoos of them.
There's a lot of ways to ring in the biggest day of your life. Being turned into a penis shish kebab usually isn't one you want on video though...
They told him he could be anything. So he became a frisbee.
Pussy comes in many shapes, sizes and colors. So when you one packaged like this, hit it and hit it hard. Leave nothing for the guy she cheats on you with.
Once again Europeans pool of easy vag surpasses ours in every way, shape and form. Look at the sand trap between her legs and you know we mean it literally.
Getting smashed by a 3,000 lb vehicle has a way of teaching you stuff real quick. For example, this lady learned Angry Birds and intersections don't fucking mix.
She should have known better then to trust a guy with a camera. Oh well, live and learn. And pad your vaginal damage accordingly.
For centuries Irish people used this as a way to settle disputes, get revenge, and decide if you or your wife should get the remote in bed. Good to see it still works.
Teamwork is a beautiful thing sometimes. Especially when the target is an apple-shaped rump attached to a pussy that struggles to get 3 fingers inside of it.
On the bright side, now they can do all their tampon shopping together. That's so much better than BJ's next to the P.F. Chang's dumpster.
Get through all four years of college with this body and not taking it in the brown eye at least once? Fat fucking chance. That stink box was made to be an innie.
Roughly translated this means "shut the fuck up".
Her family's money can buy a lot of things. But pride, self respect and a replacement colon aren't one of them. GG NO RE bitch!
Warning the guy before throwing a fist would have been the right thing to do. But what do I know, I don't wear necklaces made out of old jump ropes.
"Fuck her harder bro". Nothing makes your most intimate moment with a guy you met 2 hours ago anymore romantic than that. Trust us. We checked.
Is it still considered being a bookworm if all you read are Kamasutra publications?
Get inside a Motherland-born v-hole just once and you'll never go back. But that's mostly because they usually eat their mates after fucking them.
No boyfriend? No problem. Ole' four eyes over here has an easy solution to satisfying a 2:00AM anal craving.
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