Some girls go decades without knowing what their calling in life is. But with this body and a pussy that leaks like a faucet her path was pretty easy to find.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 2,871

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In the end, fatty burned more calories than all 5 of her mom's Billy Blanks Tae-Bo VHS tapes. She should hire the winner for weekly sessions.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 294

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Poor girl. We almost have to feel sorry for her that once this leaked it made her have to change schools and find new cock to discretely mount herself on top of.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 1,364

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I liked this sport better when Mike Tyson was around and would slowly eat people.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 845

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One day racial tensions will be gone. But it sure as hell won't happen 4 people into a waiting list for deep fried mcnuggets.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 898

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What a slut - even pornstars would be afraid to do this!

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 1,516

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Hey may not be sporting more girth than Snickers bar, but unfortunately only 1% of you sluts have the vaginal capacity to facilitate such endeavors.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 3,204

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This is why I only drive motorcycles in video games, and in stories I tell women to impress them.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 425

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When you've seen enough sex acts to write a damn novel it takes a lot to be impressed..... And for the love of fuck we surrender to this girl's talent!

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 1,271

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Only the finest dining locations offer live performances while charging you $4.99 per pound of rat meat. I'd eat there.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 358

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She may not even remember doing this tomorrow, but the swelling inside her uterus will remind her :)

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 1,041

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That was Schwarzenegger-level badassery. Surely you Internet folk can't make fun of him now?

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 515

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Sloppy seconds, or 32's - it doesn't matter with this cock guzzler. We would line up like hipster faggots waiting on new iPhone accessories for this snatch!

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 2,282

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He was doing good up until the point where his father decided to have sex instead of jerking off 21 years ago. It went all downhill from there.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 523

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This is why doors have locks and girls have alcohol limits.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 645

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Way to make spending the entire day sitting on your stoop seem like a bad thing.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 445

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This one is for all the ladies out there that still have trouble. Notice the part where her mouth is completely full and unable to make complaints? Copy that.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 955

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I bet you 5 bucks that this bitch had no clue she'd be fucking Benjamin Franklin (visible at 0:04) & Doogie Howser (1:24) when she offered to do a 300 man gangbang.

Uploaded: 07-29-2010
Views: 75

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