See, now this version of Star Wars makes a lot more sense. Darth Vader would have been the biggest damn pimp in history with those kind of powers, controlling every alien pussy in the galaxy.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Wow, he acts like someone opened the curtains to his basement window and cut off his supply of hot pockets at the same time.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Found her walking out of a club and convinced her to fuck for pennies.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Keep that attitude about girls kiddo, it's gonna come in real handy later in life.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Mariusz Pudzianowski only needed a minute to make his presence known in the ring.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Dude scores 3 fine ass horny girls on his bday.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Her craving for fifteen minutes of butt cheek splitting happy time per day is unmatched. If one day goes by without it she starts twitching like a crackhead in need of a fix.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Dell's troubleshooting department really needs to find better ways to spend their lunch breaks.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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If Ozzy ever wanted to write a sequel to Crazy Train, this would be an excellent place to start. But then he'd have to learn all basic forms of comprehension and the English language again.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Well I can see who's wearing the pants in this unbelievably hot relationship. Dammmmmn, she must watch a lot of Peter North v

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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Even half retarded kids know you don't mess with a guy that wears his pants that far below his ass. Come on guy, what were you thinking?

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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It's videos like these that make it feel like winter got an extension and spring break is never coming. Without that week of carefree annihilation of strange girl's vaginas, millions of men around the world wouldn't get laid.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
Views: 3,554

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The good Samaritan award isn't being handed out today. It must fucking rain human beings over there if catapulting a person's body into you doesn't even result in a flinch.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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You'll get her next time Mei Ling. If next time means settling it over a game of chess and piano concert duels.

Uploaded: 12-15-2009
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