Shit like this is enough to get your disowned from you entire family. Wonder what kind of Tweeting shit-storm it set off when her best friend turned the corner and saw her saluting everyone with her sloppy butterfly.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 3,984

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Unlike an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, if you let your girlfriend fight your battles she will be leaving with a lot of things to regret that night.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 748

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Two cute drunk horny babes decide they want to be the life of the party and start fucking while everyone gets a nice view from the living room.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 3,539

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It must still be in beta testing. The final version will have Joe Pesci's voice saying "Well, you're on the fuggin ground ain't ya?".

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 676

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Her name is Tatiata Kozhevnikova, which ironically is a lot harder to pronounce than the act of hanging twelve pound weights off one of your cunt flaps.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 900

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Sweet horny teen gets way into some hardcore sexual acts.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 2,842

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I don't know how gravity doesn't stop her from floating into the stratosphere with all that helium in her head and tits. All those loads being internally deposited must be weighing her down.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 1,908

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Some girls were born to be street fighters, and others, barefoot sandwich making house cleaners. The universe has to balance itself out somehow.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 447

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Finally, someone has visually represented the inside of a Japanese man perfectly. Everything makes sense now.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 549

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Horny teens caught fucking by their stolen sex tape.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 1,508

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That's the last time they willingly played against an active Counter Strike team on the field. BOOM.... well you know the rest.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 485

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Bet she never thought her virginity would go like this.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 1,666

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Fucking her brother's best friend seemed like a good idea after three hours of Vodka shots, but even Carrotop would look like a good choice through beer goggles that thick.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 2,419

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Hey that's great kid, but you wanna slow down and let me read what you're trying to brainwash me into buying?

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 546

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If kids learn by example, then you know who to blame when Tina The Two Foot Terror starts choking out half the class during show and tell.

Uploaded: 11-22-2009
Views: 661

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