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See, now this version of Star Wars makes a lot more sense. Darth Vader would have been the biggest damn pimp in history with those kind of powers, controlling every alien pussy in the galaxy.
Her craving for fifteen minutes of butt cheek splitting happy time per day is unmatched. If one day goes by without it she starts twitching like a crackhead in need of a fix.
If Ozzy ever wanted to write a sequel to Crazy Train, this would be an excellent place to start. But then he'd have to learn all basic forms of comprehension and the English language again.
It's videos like these that make it feel like winter got an extension and spring break is never coming. Without that week of carefree annihilation of strange girl's vaginas, millions of men around the world wouldn't get laid.
The good Samaritan award isn't being handed out today. It must fucking rain human beings over there if catapulting a person's body into you doesn't even result in a flinch.