She straight up dove into that penis like a fat bitch with free topping coupons for Cold Stone on a day in July. Her and her pussy are gonna be stars.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Black eyes, knees to the face, and possibly some internal bleeding. I don't know if I'm watching a street fight or the Tila Tequila sex tape.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Blonde babe Monica Dupree slammed hardcore

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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You gotta love watching TV from this era. No PC sensitive issues. It's why people like tricky dick Bobby over here didn't get arrested five minutes into every show.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Oh well. Maybe the ambulance can offer them a group discount.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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I think more girls need to be open like this amateur cutie.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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When it's 3 in the morning and you're out of throat yogurt, who you gonna call? Whoever hasn't already wasted a load on Internet porn that night.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Thanks to the voice you hear in the background, this is the sexiest near-fatal accident you'll ever see.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Just pop his collar and get him an orange tan. Then he'll just blend in with the rest of New Jersey.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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You just headshotted yourself out of a lifetime of free face glazing.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Yup, his inspection sticker is overdue. That's gonna be trouble if a cop spots you dude.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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Maybe it was the GHB he slipped in her drink, or maybe he's just the luckiest bastard on the planet. Either way he just used her vagina to direct traffic.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
Views: 10,658

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Other then that kid getting piledrivered by the backboard yesterday, this is the best thing to ever happen in a basketball game.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
Views: 3,512

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It's cool, he'll get you later in World of Warcraft. You can't last two minutes in his world bitch!

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
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If only every chick willingly gave into those fantasies they never say out loud. I bet your chick is even filthier than this, but you just don't know it yet.

Uploaded: 03-11-2010
Views: 7,722

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