Student discount cards must have started being accepted by local drug dealers. Even in a sea of pussy, that chewbacca stunt double isn't getting laid any other way.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
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On the bright side I'm 100% sure he was going to get bitch slapped eventually walking around with that haircut. Either with a penis or a hand.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 5,196

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Her pussy has remained untouched her entire time at college so far and she's sick tired of it. In one glorious night she makes up for 2 sexless years.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 12,141

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No word if John Connor was in that group. But they did all shit in their pants so the day wasn't a total loss.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 5,757

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Maybe the resulting amnesia will help him forget having no friends to go to a baseball game with.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 4,817

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After getting off as intensely as she just did I bet asking for payment completely slipped her mind. She was dumb to begin with but now? Retarded.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 9,366

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You'll recognize the blonde from the 23 other sexcepades she's starred in at various H&M dressing rooms across the globe. Her sense of fashion is intense.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 14,836

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The hero is now entitled to half price refinancing on his home loan, or a rim job from the teller of his choice. No word on his decision yet.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 6,345

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Peer pressure is a bitch. Especially when it's completely anonymous and leaves your pussy filled with ball batter.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 8,928

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Getting thrown spine-first into a speed bump would have ended the night for any other girl. Not her though. There's still hair to be ripped out.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 3,415

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Everyone wants to get their dick wet no matter what friendships they have to kill in the process.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 6,299

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In his defense there was a lot of hot girls around. Somethings these things just happen.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 3,412

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There's a fun history lesson about Australia at the beginning. If your dick is interested in being educated before you beat it up, I highly recommend it.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 11,703

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This happened a year ago so I'm sure the cops are still enjoying suspension. Or their massive bonus check. Depends on the state you work in.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
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She was only paid to dance so this must have been a complimentary blowjob.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 6,515

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Truth is we should all be proud of this. I never thought I'd see Kimbo Slice caring about his daughter's education.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 2,232

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Like it's a badge of honor, this amateur slut spreads widens her legs and lets the world watch her meat hole recycle her boyfriend's DNA sample.

Uploaded: 09-10-2010
Views: 9,716

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