It's okay though - at least 90% of you don't have mouths on your dicks so talking won't be a big issue. Not like it could be heard while you choke it out anyway.

The Paris Hilton glasses were almost a turnoff. But her Paris Hilton level of sluttyness completely made us forget about the overdone pancakes on her face.

As if you needed more proof after smacking it around the Internet all these years. We'll just let the coin slot between her thighs tell the rest of the story.

And it's definitely not going to be her last. You can tell by that look of complete satisfaction after half her face gets covered in homemade clam chowder.

Turns out when the guy who promised to keep a secret puts it on the Internet, a couple people are bound to find out. Especially those current boyfriend types.

Was it the sex in a public place or the fact that she's doubling up on the dick? We don't know, but one lucky janitor is going to be a very sad panda tonight.

And boy is it fun to plant the seeds that grow them into little sluts. She could have been a respectable Playboy model. Now she's a reason to stain your pants.

Trust a guy you let near your butthole this often and you'll eventually regret it. Knowing half your friends jacked off to you getting pounded usually does that.

That effort looks pretty authentic on her part, but the faucet just isn't flowing today. Probably needs another 400 tokens for it to happen. Riggghhhhht.

Pretty obvious why it's nothing but a positive experience from this one bang alone. If this kind of sex is happening consistently then we envy this man. A lot.

Jackpot. That's what this bastard hit the moment her underwear came off and she did her best impression of a jockey during the Kentucky Derby. Daaaaaamn.

Perhaps "glove" is the wrong term. That would indicate his hand is actually making contact with the inner walls of her dunk tank... and that's just wishful thinking.

Everything seems to be in order here to complete her path of stranger's semen samples. Just drop 10 pounds and spread the butt for maximum attraction.

Good thing it happened in an official match. Put your balls this close to another man's face during a street fight and all of a sudden you're a candidate for body lotion.

Forget about the surgically enhanced nipples for a moment and you'll be pleasantly surprised by her performance. And complete lack of moral fibers.

This is the sign of a female that will definitely be sampling the long dick of the pro industry sooner than later. Her boyfriend better go for the a-hole now.

You don't get anywhere in life by taking shortcuts. So by that definition he should have plowed brown town without any help from Johnson and Johnson.

If the sex toy industry needed any incentive to keep making quality products, this is it.