Is it common practice for women to take it up the bean hole in South America or is it hard coded into their DNA? This makes hop scotching cartels seem worth it.

She's got the look. And now she's got the regret and some of the bruising that goes along with having that look for more than 15 minutes on the west coast.

You've seen her before. Hell, you might have lost a 48 hour chunk of your life to this very same video. And you'll do it again because Vanessinha Gaucha said so.

Took what - all over 3 days after her 18th birthday to give in? You'd probably like to think that's a record but then you'd have to forget all of Los Angeles exists.

It's not everyday you get to tour the walls of a chocolate city. But it is everyday the girl that idiotically agrees to it will soon know the true definition of 'regret'.

White girl? Not from a trailer park? No kids? She passes the dating test. And if those hands can put peanut butter to bread she'll pass the wife test just as easy.

With so much senseless porn in the world it's nice to see a chick that makes you feel it's authenticity. That broken poop pipe of hers really brought it home.

Rita might as well be a porn legend at this point. Yet somehow she comes back prettier, and with a more agile asshole then ever before. Fountain of youth?

Announced or not, I'm pretty sure nobody actually enjoys the feeling of semen entering their colon in reverse. It's just another lie from the female agenda.

But she's down to play brown eye baseball anyway. It's this lack of care for one's own safety that is going to get her far in life. Or put on Kobe Bryant's "list".

Call it a rarity - we call it hope for the female gender. First time he attempts corking her poop pipe and it's an A+ reaction all around from his dirty girlfriend.

But she's going to get it anyway. Yet another reason the General Labor section on Craigslist continues to be one of the worst places to find that special someone.

In a public venue no less. Chances are daddy didnt love her enough, or he loved her a little too much when mommy was away at work for the day.

Gentleman: take notes. Pull off this position successfully & your penis will have the best time of its life since you found out how wide Pantene conditioner bottle is.

Under any other circumstance, having a pair of earmuffs as headphones would be a major turn off. But this man persevered and visited brown town anyway.

It's not a real relationship in the Motherland until you go digging for brown gold. Until then, it's just you average sexual assault dispute at the public park.

White girl got da booty. And white boy is making every effort possible to ensure no man after him will be able to feel the insides of it. Hint: he better try harder.

Dude ain't playing games. We're guessing either she waited too long to give him access to brown town or patience isn't one of his strong points. Bye bye butthole.

Somethings the only thing separating an innocent girl from a complete whore is a couple of fingers. Guess which category this organic butt plugger falls into?

Uptight girls are the best kinda girls. Especially when the size of their bungholes are about 3 sizes smaller than the tip of your penis. This is a relationship that'l last.