No joke, this guy has put some serious time into his functional 'costume'. Just imagine how many blowjob-less nights he had to go through to make this happen. It's at least 200.

Kinda cool to think girls this perfect have no issues with a backdoor invasion. And when I muster up enough courage for a hooker like her, I'll be in that 1% too.

Warning: THIS AUDIO IS EXTREMELY LOUD. Didn't get a chance to normalize it, so wearing headphones won't stop your GF from knowing what you're doing.

Gotta admit this show is pretty damn funny. Only in the north east could you find FOUR guys that, combined, have less dignity than Snooki at 2AM.

That was kind of like an episode of the A-Team, except with no Mr. T. Or cameras. Or non-lethal agenda. Alright It's nothing like the A-Team at all but I still shit my pants slightly.

Before you get mad that another piece of supreme clam was lost to the other side just take a look at her partner in coitus. Shit should replace the Superbowl.