Trashiness has a new face, and it's got a whole lot of red hair on it's head. Nothing short of them being in a Starbucks parking lot could make this perfect.

Toyota is still sharing their assembly line with LEGO I see.

That looks like it sucks. But a night of drinking that doesn't end in unplanned pregnancy is still pretty a-okay in my book.

18 seconds. About 9 per breast is all it's going to take for the sauce to be tossed my friend. Beat that projection and we're gonna test you for Cialis on the spot.

When she wants to fuck there's no two ways around it - you're gonna fuck. Her hunting you down in full amazonian gear and an axe isn't all that far-fetched...

Adult Pampers. This is only one of their many suggested applications.

Son of a bitch. He stole my pickup line.

Not much of a shocking reaction on her end either. I bet she fucks a lot of black guys.

See what happens when you don't include them during recess? A retarded kid never forgets.

Jet skiing in the middle east: Not even once.

If she did anything short of sexually assaulting his own mom with cement mixer I can't imagine karma paying her back like this.

Is it 1:30 in the afternoon already?

If the amount of hair you rip out of a girl's head weighs more than the amount of skoal you chew during pregnancy, does that raise your street cred in Detroit?

Anyone else agree your license should be taken away at Medicare age?

Now I know what I'm getting my girlfriend for her birthday. A punch in the face to distract her from me buying one of these things and using it on everybody in reaching distance.

But chances are you will.

To be fair, just about nothing works in Russia if it's thought up by one of it's own citizens. But this is exceptionally filled with bullshit.

Sometimes I think everyone should have their license taken away when they turn 65. Then a video like this comes along, and enforces that feeling with the power of the mother fucking sun.

Everyone has a purpose in life. The confused young lady in the middle of a tribal rage freakout, is to make us feel better that we're not her.

I bet pretending to be Superman brought that truck driver back to his childhood for a second there. So did the other guy shitting his pants in public.

When mom's favorite dresser becomes a projectile, the game is officially changed. Thanks Jamal and friends.