There's some things in life a girl should just never do. Accepting a co-staring role with Wesley Snipes is one of them. What this crazy bitch does is another.

Wouldn't it be nice if all significant others were as easy-going and willing to walk around like a weeble wobble for a week, as her. #occupycoolasfuckchicks

Ditzy blonde adds a hallowed out cavern to her fashion accessories when her boyfriend decides 7 inches simply isn't enough. Go for that brass ring, brah.

Girl-next-door type gets the balls-deep treatment. Could he get any further inside her clam trap? Certainly not with that attitude she has.

You can just completely forget about the vaginal orifice when this much cornhole is up for grabs. It seems once you get past the initial bleeding it's smooth sailing.

She's got an easy access skirt and a body that screams "fuck me till I bleed". Even more importantly, a boyfriend that just don't give a fuck. Anal is soon.

Well Jersey Shore, I think you've officially been outdone. And until someone manages to fit an entire boogie board in Snooki's shit hole, it's staying that way.

It could always be worse. Had this been filmed in Brazil he'd be the star of his very own fetish video right now.

Someone needs a better surgeon. And to stop jerking off with a katana.

Gonna have to agree with the decision. Looks like the poor bastard got into a fight with a machete.

Fragile girl looks like anything wider than a finger in her shit pipe would send her to the doctor crying... but she proved the book cover wrong. And it's glorious.

A 110 lb frame and she thinks her asshole is certified by Stretch Armstrong. A deadly combination that sooner or later, will render her anus completely useless.

The asshole-to-cock ratio here is highly in his advantage. Her living to tell the tale is almost as amazing as something from Russia not being filmed on a calculator.

Self-fellatio has it's downfalls. The biggest being a 5 inch wide, 1.5 inch deep gash in your skull. For this guy at least.

No licking to the center of a blowpop bullshit. Countless hours earned gagging on every guy on her college football team is something she prides herself on.

She was supposed to lightly whack him with a beer bottle, but she went full derp. Now he's got a gash on his face that looks like Lindsay Lohan's cunt.

Think she does now though. When a man's practically make it inside your vagina with each thrust it automatically makes you an expert on the subject.

Curvy whore slaps on her fuck-me boots and uses them for exactly that. The symphony of testicles slapping her thighs is music to her slutty ears.

Fucking hell, her tits are big enough to require helmets when operating a two wheeled vehicle. You'd need to call in back-up to motorboat these monsters.