Unless Jenna Haze herself is running around in a school girl outfit, a group of drunk guys staring at you with a camera never a good thing. Live and learn.

Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a very simple way to get her to shut the hell up.

Don't worry. He survived and will be back to calling you an anal fisting monkey faggot on Xbox Live in no time.

It's this outgoing personality that got them that free blowjob from the hooker last night. And the fact that she was dead.

Son of a bitch. He stole my pickup line.

On the bright side, they were able to remove the part of his spine that was stopping him from sucking his own dick.

Equal opportunity suddenly loses all it's attractiveness when you're surfing back-first on a sea of baseball fan beer piss.

Shocked? Hardly. TBH, without a black dude busting in with a bottle of tequila and his 12 inch pocket rocket hanging to the floor that word ain't happening.

Is it 1:30 in the afternoon already?

Now I know what I'm getting my girlfriend for her birthday. A punch in the face to distract her from me buying one of these things and using it on everybody in reaching distance.

Damn that was close. We almost had to feel bad for someone today.

He was doing pretty good up until the point his face got turned into a soccer ball.Then it was all downhill from there.

She wanted a fight, and she got it. And probably herpes from rolling around that street so exposed and sweaty.

If only annoying the living shit out of people could win fights. Then he, and Danny Bonaduce might have a chance in this lifetime.

Poor Billy has had nothing but trouble finding a date since the addition of pastel carpeting to his face.

If you're not a rug, stop acting like a fucking rug.

If the amount of blood in your body is equivalent to the amount of scotch it's generally a good idea not to start shit with people. Someone fill him in after his scabies test tomorrow.

Dress like a middle eastern prostitute and expect to end the night bleeding like one. Those are the rules.

Source says he was drunk and determined to get this thing to the other side of a frozen lake. Well, half frozen.

Another fine example of why white people under the weight of 145 lbs should be kept as far away from alcohol and the opposite sex as humanly possible.

The chances of this being real? About the same as me not getting diarrhea off a Taco Bell value menu. But let's pretend it's real anyway. It makes the fapping easier.