It's okay though - at least 90% of you don't have mouths on your dicks so talking won't be a big issue. Not like it could be heard while you choke it out anyway.

The Paris Hilton glasses were almost a turnoff. But her Paris Hilton level of sluttyness completely made us forget about the overdone pancakes on her face.

As if you needed more proof after smacking it around the Internet all these years. We'll just let the coin slot between her thighs tell the rest of the story.

Turns out when the guy who promised to keep a secret puts it on the Internet, a couple people are bound to find out. Especially those current boyfriend types.

And boy is it fun to plant the seeds that grow them into little sluts. She could have been a respectable Playboy model. Now she's a reason to stain your pants.

You always wish for a pair like this to be staring you in the face at point blank range... but when it finally happens you don't know what to do. Luckily she does.

Trashiness has a new face, and it's got a whole lot of red hair on it's head. Nothing short of them being in a Starbucks parking lot could make this perfect.

That effort looks pretty authentic on her part, but the faucet just isn't flowing today. Probably needs another 400 tokens for it to happen. Riggghhhhht.

Pretty obvious why it's nothing but a positive experience from this one bang alone. If this kind of sex is happening consistently then we envy this man. A lot.

When porn crosses that line into art it's not always as bad as you think. Especially when the girl getting nailed has a set of tits you could float over the Atlantic on.

It's outdoor so you should already know who's voice you're going to be hearing. That's right, it's him - and he might as well be the soundtrack to you jacking off.

Before you think he scored the fuck of the century, keep in mind this pussy pyramid is going on in France. Where every girl has the intent to suck dirty dick.

Hot damn look at those juggernauts. If complete suffocation wasn't such a huge concern, any one of us would go for the motorboat of death in there right now.

Everything seems to be in order here to complete her path of stranger's semen samples. Just drop 10 pounds and spread the butt for maximum attraction.

And this time looks aren't deceiving. Cash in on this chick if she ever crosses your boner in real life and you'll be thankful that girls watch hardcore porn too.

No escape. Not like she really tried though. Those 19-year-old girls can get pretty crafty when it comes to locking you into something for all eternity.

Forget about the surgically enhanced nipples for a moment and you'll be pleasantly surprised by her performance. And complete lack of moral fibers.

Is it common practice for women to take it up the bean hole in South America or is it hard coded into their DNA? This makes hop scotching cartels seem worth it.