As if the death scenes in the movie "High Tension" weren't enough.

Apparently at one point he passes a cop and just keeps on trucking. I didn't see it though - too busy wondering what THIS would look like in the fast lane.

And here I thought Russia was nothing but insane lunatics, hell bent on tempting death every single time they stepped outside.

Black folk call this "twerking". White folk call it "WOW!". And Asian folk call the cops when they see it happening in front of their house.

And this is why if you're going to get excessively drunk, do it in the name of something worthwhile. Like an extra 5mph speed limit, or forcing migrant hookers to carry condoms. We're almost there New Jersey.

And now you know why Geico insurance isn't available in Russia. Or ever will be for all eternity.

Is it still considered road rage if your vehicle is a pair of heels and a shaved ball sac? Sounds like that could be a game changer.

The story says he was asked to leave the place for smoking a few hours earlier. The Irish community not only applauds his response for such a request, but will be hiring him for all future political debates as well.

I just want to know how he's able to do that with balls the size of watermelons. It must kill the upper body.

Looks like we got a trend on our hands now. Which can only mean one thing: a video of one of these guys going cordless bungee jumping is bound to hit the Internet. Just wait...

With skills like that he definitely has a bright future ahead of him. Through the roof of somebody's Lada.

Not a bad way to fill your underwear with three pounds of shit. Not as effective as driving a motorcycle in Turkey, but still gets the job done.

When you think Parkour in 2011, you think courageous white guy making local playgrounds look slightly cooler. Now meet Ivan. He's going to shit on every single one of your super hero idols.

Exhilarating. Now make her do this at least twice a week and mom might finally get those grand kids she's always bitching about.

Stop at the tonsils? Nah - she's not calling it quits till the head of your stack is peeking out her butthole. Now we wait for that mutant from Brazzers to find her.

Rule # 23 of living in the hood: If you're gonna park in between OTB and a check cashing place, be prepared to pay that deductible.

Checking out before noon like a fucking boss.

So are we going to just pretend not a single one of them shit their pants? 'Cause I'm thinking the added weight throws the landing position off a few degrees.

People can be dumber than hamsters, and black people do swim. 2 myths busted in 1 video. Multitasking FTW.

To be fair, climbing to the top of a 2000 foot bridge without a harness is a step up from the normal day in the Ukraine: climbing to the top of a 2000 foot bridge without a harness at gun point.

If you don't count the fucktard having a hemorrhage in this video, I wonder how many of their natives road rage like this on a daily basis? I bet it's at least 37.