Pretty obvious why it's nothing but a positive experience from this one bang alone. If this kind of sex is happening consistently then we envy this man. A lot.

Too bad she's not sharing any of this with anyone else. From where I come from we call this a greedy bitch. But ain't a damn one of us gonna mind waiting in line.

We can't promise you'll get a girl like this on top of your junk if you study what you see in the video. But the amount of stained carpeting will be competitive.

The answer to that question, of course, is 2 or more desperate sluts. 9 out of 10 boners agree this video meets that criteria to it's utmost STD-ridden standards.

We're talking about the rub and tug finishing move here. Not the handful of cash he slipped up her ass after the camera went off. White Castle gets those dollars.

A bit of a shame we didn't get to see the talents the rest of her body possesses. Guess she's saving those for a reality show, or Carrot Top's sex tape perhaps.

If this guy wasn't posing as a fake casting agent it's safe to assume he wouldn't be tapping vagina 1/100th the quality of this. And by assume I mean guarantee.

No questions up front or complaints afterward. You're not gonna get better treatment than this unless you stock up on singles and travel to Thailand.

A very rare site in the land of unorthodox bodily fluids, but not one you should simply overlook. Enjoy it now before you're taking sloppy seconds to an octopus.

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me!

And you would do the same damn thing if this is what was looking back at you in the mirror every morning. Probably 6-7 times a day. Before breakfast.

What gets this chick off? What doesn't would be a better question because it would save on paper if you were writing it down. Which you would be. Sicko.

Okay it's only been 48 hours but we're making the call now and have complete confidence it will stick for another 363 days. Just ask your penis after cleaning up.

She was nice enough to crank his junk without asking for anything in return, and he goes and ruins the moment. Does she look Asian to you mother fucker?

Two mountains of natural titties and a bush you could spark a fire on with two stones. She now qualifies as your most useful tool on a camping trip.

No fingers of blame are going to be placed on her. Give me access to a pair of titties and finger trap like hers and my Xbox would be forever a dust collector.

Another day, another female of Latin decent lowering her standards to that of an American World of Warcraft player. It's things like this that make me cry at night.

Perfect in every way except living in the states. Which means if you want any chance of being inside this vagina you better have an Amex and a lot of free time.

Amateurs put on a show that nearly lasts an hour. Pretty damn impressive considering shes got tits most guys can't even dream of tasting.

And we're talking strictly looks when using the word "perfect". Because the goliath she's chosen to have intercourse with makes her choice in men far from it.