Media in the SpotLight
Innocent Teen Gets Tricked To Fuck During A Simple Model Interview
Sunday, August 10th, 2008
Wearing that sponge bob shirt to the first day of school seemed like such a good idea too.
All that dungeons and dragons doesn't do much in the real world. No matter what level wizard you are.
They risked getting kicked out of the dorms for life for being so public but damn was it worth it.
She's the type of girl that always acts innocent but begs for more no matter how much pain she's in.
Saturday, August 9th, 2008
Best friends do everything together sometimes, even lose their virginities.
Coincidentally perky nipples converted into the highest ratings the channel ever got.
If his flag was red then this totally would have been avoided. Yellow just makes people hit the gas harder.
Hopefully one of them just beats the hell out of himself at the end of a fight one of these days. Then you'll have a real fight club.
If she wasn't such a filthy little girl I wouldn't have to nail her in the tub.
After a vigorous Thelma and Louis marathon they just had to try joint suicide out for themselves. Too bad one bitched out.
This is just how they shake those white trash babies out of their inbred wives holes when all other methods fail.
Knowing the quantitative solution for the equation of fist inertia and it's effect on a human skull finally paid off.
One of the best most firm asses on the planet gets ravaged like it's going out of style.
If I had to wait eight hours to use the damn ATM I would have a sniper rifle in my hand too.
Getting kicked in the skull by the shoes hanging in the express mens window can't help the masculinity much either.
We both would have been kicked off campus for sure if someone came in right then and there.
Friday, August 8th, 2008
It's the only place in the house where they can get away with fucking totally nude.
If he got one of his teeth through the goal he could have at least salvaged a couple points for this.
It may have also ended his ability to chew his own food early.
Someone should have just admitted to being the fuck on her and this whole thing would have been avoided.
She may have orgasmed from it but it was more pain then pleasure.
A reason to go to the hospital is a perfect way to break the ice. Right after you break your confidence for the rest of your life.
He had his entire plan outlined and foolproof, but overlooked the soccer mom who watches cartoons all day.
Who needs to argue when you have a fish eye camera lens? That alone means only a fight can happen.
She had to bend over for a lot of dick to get that tattoo but she earned it.
This is what happens when the street price of coke dips down for a few days.
For the first time in history, a girl gets taken out in the middle of a lovers quarrel. Justice is served.
An ass this glorious should be sitting in a museum somewhere being idolized, not used as a cum bucket.
Thursday, August 7th, 2008
That knocked the high school diploma right out of her brain.
If it can result in more myspace shit talking then they are down to do anything.























































