Media in the SpotLight
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Guys that seduce like this just love naive little teens that think they know everything about life.
Tuesday, July 8th, 2008
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I'm just waiting for her to give me the go ahead to enter the back door, and I'll be bringing the camera with me then too.
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Chicks in bridal dresses scare the hell out of me too. Marriage sounds terrifying.
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Doing it while a cop was holding her was probably her first mistake. Maybe she can play show and tell with her new bruise with her new cell mate.
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So there really is a quicker way to get 100k then sticking your junk in Paris Hilton's diseased meat processor.
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Hey, are you OK? Here, pour this beer on your brain it should help with that short term memory loss I just gave you.
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His impression of a punching bag is next to none. If he could learn how to live without breathing he could have held out in that choke hold all day too.
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After school activities were never as wet and sticky as this when I was in class.
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It was to hard to fuck her in there so I had to settle for a blowjob but what an amazing fucking blowjob it was.
Monday, July 7th, 2008
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They are going to be so far apart for the next four years so they had to do something to really remember each other by.
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Whoever told you 3rd degree burns are no laughing matter obviously never partied with these guys.
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It's really his brain trying to run away from the rest of his body for being so stupid.
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As long as they are in a parking lot fighting, it means they aren't on the street crashing mom's car. Seems like a good solution to me.
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If you felt how good it was in there you'd never pull out of it either.
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If it starts raining transmission parts in your backyard now you know why.
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He's been opening fire on every 100th customer that walks in the door and finally one time it made sense.
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When out of basketballs, bounce random white people.
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Nothing says love like covering your girlfriend in cum ten times a day.
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No street fight can be complete without someone at the end saying "Where my baby at?".
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Another reason would be is if the friends nick name was "sister fister" but that's a whole other story.
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I don't think the rents are going to like this at all but at least they are keeping the sheets in the house clean.
Sunday, July 6th, 2008
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Those passing joggers sure get an eyeful when running by though.
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Unless fireworks are spewing out of your ass then there's really no way you're getting anyones attention on a holiday.
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The playing dead technique doesn't really work if you do it that long.
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It must have been Batman who laid him out because the internet has taught me strangers don't help anybody.
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All she's interested in for her check up is making sure her libido levels are high and her pussy is wet.
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This must be proof that even fate has no room for fat girls being sexual in any way shape or form.
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It was worth going through a whole tank of gas to scare the shit out of everyone at that red light.
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Throwing his face into a 30 mph was probably his first mistake. Definitely not good for noses.
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It's like an alarm clock that never fails, because with a pussy as tight as hers there's no way I'm missing a wake up call.
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That must have been the good pile because there wasn't even any gun powder on them to ruin that natural nature taste.