Actually don't wait. Do what every man on the Internet does when he's jacking off and skip to the last 30 seconds and call it an early night. You got shit to do.

And you would do the same damn thing if this is what was looking back at you in the mirror every morning. Probably 6-7 times a day. Before breakfast.

I'm starting to think this girl knows exactly what her body was made for and isn't letting it go to waste. A polar opposite of 90% of women born in South America.

Okay it's only been 48 hours but we're making the call now and have complete confidence it will stick for another 363 days. Just ask your penis after cleaning up.

Being featured on ShooshTime probably isn't the high point of his life. But it's a start.