Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
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For once, a street fighting video doesn't have 90 screaming kids at 30,000 decibels. And it's creepy.
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It was still a more accurate free throw then Shaq has ever thrown.
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This is what happens when seeking attention through 8th grade eating contests stops impressing people.
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Sometimes people just aren't used to not being called third world cock guzzling wildebeest excrement when going for a jog.
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She had to make that first crash look childish. Looks like we have an overachiever over here.
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Hearing that kind of music always makes me want to cry too.
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He went extra rounds, but only with himself.
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A dog does this and the chick laughs. But I do it in front of one girl at a bar and all of a sudden I'm arrested.
Friday, November 21st, 2008
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Teachers are having sex with students and now teens are allowed to turn assemblies into strip bars. Wanna go back to school yet?
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This is what happens when hippies run zoos and try to turn animals vegan.
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I think they might actually be using the meatballs to make the merchandise at Ikea now.
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A lot of home pregnancy tests are going to be reacted to in the same way in a couple years.
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If every wedding ceremony ended with a 15 minute free for all death match, then there would be a lot less divorces in the world.
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If you are going to fuck this guys girl, make sure you hide your boat first.
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If this kid isn't kicking field goals for the football them, then he should be.
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Sometimes you just have to stomp a bitch when they make fun of your brand new speed racer jacket.
Thursday, November 20th, 2008
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All the STD' she's carrying can protect her from any attack though. Violence is useless.
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I think she has the whole donkey punching thing backwards.
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I'm sure he's going to Milli Vanilli this in court and blame it on the rain.
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Peeking over into the urinal next to you does have a consequence. Sometimes.
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Whatever puts that one buck tip back in his pocket for the dollar menu, he'll do it.
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I guess this is why we doing the driving and chicks do the washing.
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I'm guessing any night that ends with him breathing on his own is a good night for him.
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Where is the Unreal Tournament announcer when you need him?
Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
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Not only do they wear the same shirts, but they feel the same pain. I bet that same rule applies when the lights go out at night.
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I guess I turn into an artist every time I eat at Taco Bell then.
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Blowing a quarterback doesn't get you into the lower back tattoo whore's club anymore. Now you have to go through this.
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Just in case he was lonely, a friend got sent along with him too.
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This past year has been full of insane football plays, but this one just doesn't even make any sense.
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Turns out a punch to the face and getting slammed into the ground was his one weakness.
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