Thursday, October 16th, 2008
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Now they have a radio transmission code number for shitting your pants uncontrollably thanks to this incident.
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If the music career goes down just as fast then she can always submit this to an art school as her human interpretation of the Titanic.
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His remedial English teacher says hes writing essays on an 8th grade level now though so this is actually improvement.
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He falls for the triple spin ballerina fairy dance kick every time.
Wednesday, October 15th, 2008
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With that kind of video editing, you could make Britney Spears look like a valedictorian.
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He's not even through puberty yet and he's already been manhandled by cops. Kids grow up so fast these days.
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Coincidentally no burgers were flipped at the local Wendy's all week after this accident.
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It's OK, I don't think you need to know how to jab to separate whites from colors before the rinse cycle anyway.
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They really come after you for not paying that cell phone bill now.
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You really don't want to be watching how the Dodgers have been playing anyway.
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When you are getting your ass handed to you by a girl 1/3rd your size, it just makes all those nights at McDonalds seem worthless.
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Sadly, the self urination is actually an upgraded to whatever the hell he did to his shirt.
Tuesday, October 14th, 2008
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There's less then a month left for people to decide who to vote for so she might as well just start coming out naked now.
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Now that climbing fences is near impossible, they have learned the ways of Barnum & Bailey.
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On reflection, hiring Vodka Brothers Landscaping to do some yard worked seems like a bad idea.
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The aggression is perfect, but you should really leave the DDT's to drug addicted washed up wrestlers that carry big snakes.
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I don't know if mental retardation holds up as a defense in court but he's a great candidate for trying it.
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Sometimes you just need to take a seat and think of the brain damage is really worth it.
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It's good to know petty thieves take more safety precautions then most construction workers.
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He's may be no fighter but he's got an awesome career of being a human heavy bag ahead of him.
Monday, October 13th, 2008
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I want to complain and bitch out Fox news until my scrotum turns purple, but this election is nothing more then a beauty contest at this point anyway.
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It turns out talking shit in person is totally different then talking shit in Halo 3.
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If he was going 88 mph then this never would have happened.
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Unless it's a super soaker, modified to shoot sudsy dish soap, and she's aimed at the sink, then I advise against ever giving a girl a gun.
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Sand makes it hard to attempt ninja kicks, but that guy is going to go down trying.
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The economy is to rough too hire someone to clean him up off the road, so it's a good thing he held on.
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This kid must have some problems, I never really got so punchy until at least 3rd period.
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Something tells me the "ball in the face" revenge he has planned now is going to be a bit different.
Sunday, October 12th, 2008
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It still offers no reasonable explanation why the kid had a loaded gun in his hand, but him recoil is always funny to watch again.
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When you turn a security guard into a janitor, then you are just asking for trouble. That job is just too far below his standards.
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