Sunday, July 27th, 2008
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Nothing starts a good brawl like a flying Saget knee from out of nowhere.
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Lot of good that helmet did. He's going to be tasting blood and asphalt in his cheerios for a month now.
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I guess that's the risk you take when you dress up like a third grade super hero.
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He doesn't want to see the beating he just got anyway so maybe thats a good thing.
Saturday, July 26th, 2008
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Bitch I just put a down payment on this house, you better not be trying to put holes in my walls.
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She might have had a better chance of stopping him with a skillet and a premade pancake mix. I'm just saying.
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You might want to replace the corn pops with a few protein shakes if you want the person to even know you hit him.
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I don't know hard it is to ride a bike with 12 crushed vertebrate but if he's a real man he'll do it.
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Wesley Snipes, you owe us all an apology.
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Apparently some spectators don't like getting hit with a fastball at point blank range. Pussies.
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I thought explosions of that size were reserved for nuclear bombs.
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I didn't think it was possible to crash during a rally race and not erase 3 family trees worth of spectators in the process.
Friday, July 25th, 2008
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This is why I just stick to requesting 50 cent songs on the country music stations.
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In a time of high gas prices, this was the last fucking thing I needed to see hanging around the public transportation.
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Apparently exposed cleavage is enough reason for even the attacker to back off and admire.
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Hopefully the embarrassment of wearing the cape did something to cushion that fall. By hopefully I mean I hope he is pissing blood right now.
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That self esteem is really going to be hurting when he finds out he failed at yet another thing in life.
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I'm not sure why the girl never fights back in these situations but I bet it has something to do with Hello Kitty. It always does.
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I bet it hard to think about breaking your fall when your testicles get forced out of your body through your anus.
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So thats why these guys are always missing teeth. Good to know it wasn't the result of shower experimentation.
Thursday, July 24th, 2008
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I've seen quite a few adams apples running around the court so I'm surprised this doesn't happen like every other game.
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Mommy and daddy can't buy you out of a public beat down.
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Perfect for those times you get jumped by a cow and also have a craving for a raw steak.
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I guess we are removing them from two wheeled transportation too.
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There must have been an imbalance with all that white skin up there during a rap concert.
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I bet that look of anguish at the end there is a common thing with them.
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If I was still in college this man right here would be the basis of every psychology paper.
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Somehow his outfit perfectly fits the situation here though.
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
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Star power surprisingly looks a lot like internal testicle bleeding to me.
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It may have just been a rubber bullet, but at that range I'm sure it didn't tickle.
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