Sunday, October 5th, 2008
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The giant sledge would have worked better on the guy with this bright idea.
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These grow back. Right?
Saturday, October 4th, 2008
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Americans have sex every episode, while these guys try to act like the mafia.
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As long as he can do the ninja vanish trick on his butthole, he should be alright in jail.
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And they will still be telling this story to people when they are 20 years old and half passed out on a dorm room floor.
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You don't go to school for that throwing rock technique. You need to eat paint for 37 years to come up with ideas like that.
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Once she learns not to try and use her 60 lbs of body weight as a battering ram she might stand a better chance.
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That's what you get for trying to rest on the job after 8 seconds of work.
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I'd be angry if everyone mistook me for Woody Allen all the time too. Sometimes that frustration just has to come out.
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That trick usually works better with a pair of smoke grenades. If people can see you, then you're just a pussy and not a cool villain.
Friday, October 3rd, 2008
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I just picture a swat truck full of K-9's being unleashed for a spitball attack. Water balloons are serious business.
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Well, someone started playing a Disturbed song so what do you expect her to do? That usually means fight.
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Forget the chick crying. Why the hell is someone copying the Dog The Bounty Hunter formula and sticking a Goldberg clone with a 400 lb blonde woman and unleashing them on the public?
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Yet another reason why the west coast just doesn't work on the east coast.
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Choosing line dancing class over karate finally came back to bite her in the ass. She totally got Cotton Eyed Joe'd though.
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And that was the last time the loser ever reached for the last pudding packet in the lunch line.
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For the last time, breakfast stopped at 11AM bitch. Go get your McGriddles somewhere else. Like the infirmary.
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I'll assumed he was quickly burned alive in front of his entire family considering how psychotic soccer fans are.
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
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If we can get Gary Coleman in there dressed as Kimbo Slice then we will have the next great pastime.
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Well, there goes the last form of entertainment in the entire town.
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I guess he didn't get the memo that only Vin Diesels crew can do this. He didn't even have a black civic with him. Pathetic.
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Good thing it ended so quickly, it looked like it was time for the referee's third metamucil drink of the day.
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This is why all turbans should come equipped with lasers. No one is going to fuck with a hat that can melt your brain from 300 yards out.
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If they start making Darwin honorable mentions, I know one guy who's in the running for the first one.
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Either one of them fights like a wet virgin, or Revlon is making Terminator makeup now.
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18 years of fighting over top bunks and pop tarts paid off for something.
Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
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If he was a real magician he would give Kimbo an opponent under the age 40 with full control of all his limbs.
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He can't jerk off without being on hydrocodone but he's the coolest kid in a wheelchair in the 11th grade.
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I can understand the food, but something about buying 27" rims and still having a check engine light on doesn't make sense to me.
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The worst part was the emo kids getting forced out of the spot where they write all their poems.
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