Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
Even without sound, with the way her mouth was running I can tell she had it coming.
Ren and Stimpy might have been two closet homosexuals, but they were right about this.
With all those direct shots, they couldn't land one on that fucking annoying cell phone ring tone?
It's good to see he's still able to run full speed with a soul full of shame, and pants full of feces.
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
Don't worry about the audio, I doubt we would be able to understand anything he's saying anyway.
I hope those every 30 second updates on Justin Timberlakes dogs diet from MTV.com was worth it.
When SNL doesn't even have to try to use their regurgitated scripts from 10 years ago to make fun of you then you know you're fucked.
I'm just glad that hat was finally off screen.
That's just his warm up. He actually uses lava to brush his teeth and wipes his ass with hepatitis infected syringes.
You mean this isn't the way to the republicans convention? I'm sorry fellas.
I guess the new round of steroids hasn't kicked in yet. Maybe next weeks game.
Getting punched mid air while already falling to the ground should be enough reason to quit. The all twinkie diet can't be helping his footwork either.
Monday, September 29th, 2008
He's so calm because his wife did that to his dick the moment he put the ring on her finger.
The kid behind him taking a head in the groin made this a two for one deal.
When you have to dress up like a banana with down syndrome everyday, the frustration has to come out somewhere.
When MySpace goes down for 8 hours and there's nowhere else to blog, you get drastic.
Now I finally know what it brain matter leaving the skull sounds like from far away.
According to her husband, as long as there isn't a front bumper in the living room it's been a good day.
I like how the guy who tackled him gets ready to celebrate then backs off when he sees the injury. Classy.
I watched Rocky IV enough times in my life to know not to even attempt this.
Sunday, September 28th, 2008
That level 67 half-elf driving their only means of transportation seems to the be the leader. Make sure to target him if you plan to attack.
Damn, it's not like either of you are even physically able to get through the door on the bus anyway so stop fighting over who goes first.
Saving that $5 on the ticket seems pointless when there's a fence sticking through your abdomen doesn't it.
Sometimes the only way to become a man is to digest at least one half of your body weight in bark.
This is in the Dominican Republic so you can understand why they are running seriously.
It started out as an innocent party with a bunch of drunk Russians, and...well I guess that's reason enough.
When there's only ten minutes left on the fiber tablets sale, you do what it takes to get there.
Well he's already had both of them between his legs so I guess this is just the cherry on top of that cake.
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
It's not weed, I'm actually practicing my dragon transformation. My day job is Lui Kang in Mortal Kombat.
If his neck still works then there is going to be a lot of pussy in this mans future.
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