Monday, June 30th, 2008
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Now we know it works, and he really fucking knows it works. Advertising that bleeds is the best kind of advertising.
Sunday, June 29th, 2008
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Hopefully next time she'll think she's in the middle of an amateur porn shoot and that finger in her butthole will make sense.
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Well it's good to see they are taking a break from the e-mail scamming. Everyone needs to get a little air sometimes.
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He's probably going to regret this when he sobers up and wonders why his ass is blowing shit bubbles that just wont pop.
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Don't feel bad for him, I'm sure the sixteen blowjobs he gets everyday walking to get the morning paper will ease his pain. I don't know how his mother's jaw keeps up though.
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I hope the winner has to clean the pants of the guy having the non physical orgasm behind the camera.
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If some racing idiot is going to take you out on the road then it should be something worth it. No one wants to be killed by a civic.
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Give me a C for concussion. Then drag me to a hospital.
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They really take their hand washing after the bathroom seriously over there.
Saturday, June 28th, 2008
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I think it was acceptable until he simulated a money shot with a giant ketchup bottle. That's just degrading.
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Another prime example of why people in warehouses, work in warehouses. Only they could find a way to drown in a sea of concrete and boxes.
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Do it again, you almost got a free Pepsi with the raping of your pride.
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Next time you try to return something at target, watching your back.
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He might want to cut out that power ranger fairy flail from his arsenal but other then that this kid needs to be in a ring.
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Much like the dollar menu at Wendys, gravity just works in their favor. Having a white girl instigate a group in the ghetto doesn't help either.
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I bet the losers get fed to a bear in a shark tank while a school girl in a bikini giggles as an eel molests her. It must be on the extended DVD version.
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At least the scars he gets keep some sort of masculinity in his body after that "I'm being raped by bears" scream.
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Well it can only mean two things when a dude puts his ass up in your face like that. I think he made the right choice.
Friday, June 27th, 2008
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Now if he could just run an anti-fast food meal plan for ten minutes he might be able to wipe his own ass.
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Oh sweet a McDonalds. And a kid who's only career option will be working there after that brain damage.
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With all that gel in his hair it's no wonder how he just slide on through that crowd of people.
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If he really wanted to punish him he would have left him in the crowd for the remainder of the concert. Now that's torture.
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Who let the vato mess around with the hydraulic system?
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Sometimes they retaliate in the same way. Just sometimes though so don't let it stop you from experimenting a little.
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See. a girl being on her back isn't always the best position.
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At least he had a helmet on. Suck it up and give the neighbors their trash cans back.
Thursday, June 26th, 2008
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Little did the other girl know her head is made out of titanium because it didn't seem to phase her at all.
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I'm sorry officer I couldn't call 911 fast enough because I was laughing so hard I kept hitting the wrong numbers.
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Just in case the obesity and diabetes from the food doesn't get you, this guy will. If only he did it in a clown suit.
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It's gotta be thick to think you can pull off stunts like this without getting brain damage.
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