Sunday, July 6th, 2008
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That must have been the good pile because there wasn't even any gun powder on them to ruin that natural nature taste.
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It must have been some sort of accident because being that much of a pussy isn't even measurable without a pregnancy test.
Saturday, July 5th, 2008
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If you did then congratulations on the new helmet you get to wear everywhere you go now.
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Hulk Hogans entire career never produced a move as sweet as that. But much like his career, the kid still lost in the end.
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You can't even rent love with a smile like that. Not human love at least.
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He was probably confused as to how a hippo learned how to swing a baseball bat but didn't want to stick around to find out.
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At least some dogs have the decency to eat it when they are done.
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Of all the ways to get taken out in such an aggressive sport, he chooses the ball. Girls aren't going to dig that scar.
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The potholes they leave behind with each angry foot stomp does supply the towns construction with a lot of overtime though.
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Maybe the hair comment went to far, but if he didn't want to hear it he should stop looking like Jason Alexander.
Friday, July 4th, 2008
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Only a fight to the death can truly prove who deserves 20% off on Macy's underwear the most.
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I'm pretty sure those consoling hugs really should have been punches to the face. But what do I know, my girlfriends never been run over before.
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The tears are justifiable. You're never going to see a 10 for 1 sale on wife beaters at Wal-Mart ever again, and that was his last one.
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If your acting is so bad that the guy behind you doesn't even wake up, then don't even bother.
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Seeing the terrified look of a 12 year old through an airplane window really freaks out those people flying coach too.
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There's a new pizza delivery rule. 30 minutes or less or get your head knocked off your fucking shoulders.
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I already had an objection with the original naked cowboy, but it's good to see that the loch ness monster has finally found a way to support itself.
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Well at least these guys are taking a dive for something more of their own benefit now. We can't all have Don King filling our trunks with 100's.
Thursday, July 3rd, 2008
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They've been practicing torture techniques forever though. You don't call what happens 2 hours after eating at Taco Bell torture?
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If it takes you longer to get into the ring then it does to lose then maybe MMA isn't the sport for you.
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If it's that easy then I need to make an appointment at Ferrari today.
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The punches to the kids face were awesome, and even better it sounds like Metallica was rehearsing in the band room. This school rocks.
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Didn't seem to phase her much though. She must be used to taking it in the eye.
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This is what happens when you try to get around high gas prices. You just can't win.
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At least one of them could have benefited from the revenge of an eating disordered instead of minor brain damage.
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To his surprise, bullets can still get into his brain while sitting inside the thing.
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008
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Finally a place to release all that pent up angst and that's all she comes out with. She is so going to unleash hell in her blog tonight.
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Something about a soccer player using his hands in a fight seems illegal to me. Where's the yellow card?
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I see it's quota time for this police department. They didn't want to strip search him anyway, he skipped his fiber tablet this morning.
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He doesn't really need that foot to have sex with his boyfriend so I don't see why he's so mad.
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