Wednesday, August 6th, 2008
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Seemed like it turned into a Spanish drama once she got pinned to the ground there. Someone must have felt bad for the curb.
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008
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Hopefully there's a camera rolling when that hole gets extended by this dudes head in retaliation.
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Apparently she didn't think of the fist and mouth connection while messing around with the other ones boyfriend.
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I can't blame the guy for loosing. If you saw that the guy from Hanging With Mr. Cooper got cut in half you wouldn't be able to hit him either.
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Trying to see if a puppy can handle a beer bong seemed like a bad idea all of a sudden.
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The cars sponsored by Intel, which means it probably has something to do with Windows. Which is probably why this happened.
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Or maybe they both realized the two for one special on Marlboro's was about to run out and they had to move.
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When a guy that looks like Niko Bellic asks for a 50% discount on a watch, you better damn well give it to him.
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He didn't seem to have orange skin yet so I don't think he's at full Guido status but he's on his way there.
Monday, August 4th, 2008
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I knew Umbrella was a real corporation. Now who's crazy for stocking up on shotgun ammunition for the past 5 years?
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Hopefully his cell mates have access to the internet and stumble upon this once he gets tossed in jail.
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Well his common sense sure wasn't in that bag so I guess it's not a big loss.
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I say try because the only thing they've ever fought successfully is the will to have sex.
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She answered her own question with the first sentence out of her mouth so I don't see the confusion here. Don't flip off cops and you wont get beaten into the front page of the newspaper.
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How can we ever break down the walls of racial segregation if we can't even get out of our seat belts.
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He might have a hard time getting the insurance on that now since nothing left even resembles a bike.
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At least the traction part makes sense now. Just ask the swelling in his shoulder blades.
Sunday, August 3rd, 2008
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Jake Brown tucking and rolling last year just didn't seem cool enough I guess.
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This might be the result of a camel spider prank gone to far like yesterdays post but don't take my word for it.
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This is easily the best swim meet I've ever seen. Such dedication, such honor. Godspeed little black man.
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I totally would have gone home with a full version of mouse trap for the time I got beaten with a mace. That was on fire.
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And here I thought Asian girls always had cheat codes enabled.
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They should start doing this with peoples iPhones without making the swap. Then everyone would be happy.
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Nothing brings friends closer together like blood transfusion's though. That's how you weed out the good from the bad.
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These stand in hall monitors really take their jobs to seriously.
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008
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The summer quota for beatings this year must be at astronomical high because it's been non stop.
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He's going to wish he had that ski mask in his jail cell to hide from the anal hunters he's going to be living with.
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Sucker punching just goes to another level when girls this shady start doing it.
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House keeping really takes their job seriously now.
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All the nightmares of war can't prepare you for a half scorpion half spider baby apparently.
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