Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
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I don't know what the hell kind of flesh eating barbie dolls these girls play with now but she belongs in a cage with that kind of brutality.
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
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I thought all this guy did was bark so this may actually be a sign of evolution we're seeing here.
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I'd be cheering like an idiot too if I wasn't the one who had to pull glass shards out of his eye for a week.
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Studying all those Britney Spears VMA performances finally has a payoff.
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Normally I would say to take away yet another form of wheeled transportation from women, but they need this one to bring me dinner.
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After hearing that voice for one minute and twenty four seconds I am going to have to agree with his actions.
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He must have got his quotes messed up because he floated like a fair and got stung by the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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I think by holistic vocal coach she means ballistic bitch who thinks shes the predator. That should clear things up.
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Apparently just having a bald head doesn't automatically win you fights. Pantera lied to me.
Monday, September 1st, 2008
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And in return I say thank god for diabetes.
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I've seen child raping convicts get better treatment in prison cells.
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Don't ever mess with a girl that can handle four dicks at once. It builds forearm strength like you wouldn't believe.
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Yeah, just get him a big glass of water. That should put the teeth back in his mouth.
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Good thing he had that windbreaker on. That should limit him to only third degree burns.
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When getting mud in your ass is the highlight of your day it's time to rethink some things.
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Doesn't her know that wearing a popped collar under a sweater makes you unstoppable? How foolish.
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This is why your mom told you to wear clean underwear. You can rip it in half and use it to hold your face together when the time is needed.
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
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She wasn't used to fighting someone in her own weight class for once I guess.
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This is why you never use the "I was in the bathroom" excuse when you disappear for 2 hours.
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That looks like a porn prerequisite to me.
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She was actually doing pretty good too, until the part where she was digesting a shoe.
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Nothing says pointless brutality like an asshole on a 10 speed ringing a bell.
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He got sick of all those starving kids being advertised in third world countries. So he ate them.
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It doesn't count as a blind sided attack when it looks that fucking cool.
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I bet we see a lot more of this the night Fast and The Furious 4 comes out. Expect drifting buicks all over your town.
Saturday, August 30th, 2008
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I imagine this is what it would sound like if a clown was raping you.
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Let this be a sport in the olympics games and America will be the next host in no time.
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I guess if you're stupid enough to attempt this, then you're stupid enough to not check for ice 3 inchess below the surface.
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If you are going to insult someones powerpuff girls lunch box, then you better damn well have the balls to back it up.
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I'm pretty sure you can't get knocked out like this in the laundry room. Just a thought.
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