Thursday, September 4th, 2008
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It's also good to see that someone who can wipe there ass with $100 bills doesn't know what a tripod is.
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If any of those girls are waitresses/dancers/strippers working until they can get into med school then he might have an ice breaker for them.
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At least they caught the exact moment someone thinks buying a gun seems like a good idea on film.
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When there's only one sober guy left in the entire town, he will be fought for to the death.
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Nothing says standing up for your rights better then acting like a line backer.
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With mentality like this he isn't going to be needing his scrotum anyway. No harm no foul.
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Mike Tyson's punch out taught me the same move but I can never get the star to appear over my opponents head in real life.
Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008
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There wasn't even a single hamburger in sight so I have no idea what she was doing in there to begin with.
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Somehow the one with the helmet ends up in the most pain. Skating is a fucking paradox sometimes.
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Seeing both people show respect for each other in a backyard scrap might make your head explode so I am warning you now.
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Every time I eat at Denny's I get the urge to do the same thing so I relate to him.
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Hold on, I think he's going to fight back. After his sleeping rave dance.
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Maybe he had allergies or something. Or maybe he did what we all really
wanted him to do.
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When he tells you there's no mixing flavors at the slurpee machine allowed, then you better damn well know he means business.
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I don't know what the hell kind of flesh eating barbie dolls these girls play with now but she belongs in a cage with that kind of brutality.
Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008
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I thought all this guy did was bark so this may actually be a sign of evolution we're seeing here.
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I'd be cheering like an idiot too if I wasn't the one who had to pull glass shards out of his eye for a week.
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Studying all those Britney Spears VMA performances finally has a payoff.
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Normally I would say to take away yet another form of wheeled transportation from women, but they need this one to bring me dinner.
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After hearing that voice for one minute and twenty four seconds I am going to have to agree with his actions.
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He must have got his quotes messed up because he floated like a fair and got stung by the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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I think by holistic vocal coach she means ballistic bitch who thinks shes the predator. That should clear things up.
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Apparently just having a bald head doesn't automatically win you fights. Pantera lied to me.
Monday, September 1st, 2008
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And in return I say thank god for diabetes.
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I've seen child raping convicts get better treatment in prison cells.
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Don't ever mess with a girl that can handle four dicks at once. It builds forearm strength like you wouldn't believe.
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Yeah, just get him a big glass of water. That should put the teeth back in his mouth.
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Good thing he had that windbreaker on. That should limit him to only third degree burns.
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When getting mud in your ass is the highlight of your day it's time to rethink some things.
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Doesn't her know that wearing a popped collar under a sweater makes you unstoppable? How foolish.
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