Monday, June 16th, 2008
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Then again you probably don't want to see AND hear your jaw getting cracked, so keep it on.
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These guys really go the extra limit to meet their quotas sometimes.
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Then again if you're kid looked like that Russian chick from Dodgeball, bad parenting is only one unibrow away.
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Calling it a dream doesn't cover up that deja vu from all the times your younger sister did the same thing to you back at home.
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She didn't think I could make her so dirty after getting so clean but I proved her wrong.
Sunday, June 15th, 2008
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I hope the gift store sells wheelchairs. They probably don't have enough park tickets to buy one anyway.
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I can't imagine what the loser was complaining about at her window though. "Hey, you forgot to kick my spleen out through my asshole!".
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Unless you're trying to create a scent to attract and mate with wild disease boars, I don't recommend doing this.
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She should be backing up David Copperfield with skills like this. She could put a whole new spin on the statue of liberty illusion.
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This is actually the commercial for the new air Jordan's. If she had a pair on this would have been no sweat.
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Those MySpace insults kind of backfire when the person is sitting right behind you.
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Now their relationship has two chicken heads after that first whiplash of a punch.
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Because they live like fucking ninja turtles without the electricity and pizza? What the fuck do you think they do it for?
Saturday, June 14th, 2008
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Father's day looks so much cooler in this country. Christmas must be crack time.
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Uncle Fester was always a better actor then a fighter anyways.
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This is one of those 'need to cut bone off my ass to reconstruct my face' crashes.
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For the sake of female human life I hope that kid puked all over the seats. And the doors. And the tru...fuck it, shes a damn moron.
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This is nothing compared to the 27 foot boner he gets from all the redbull they pump into him 15 minutes before ride time.
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She might have to start wearing her helmet during class again if she's just going to let her brain get damaged like that.
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That's got to at least be a double under imaginary ball rules.
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Someone must not have had their collar popped to pompous levels during school that day.
Friday, June 13th, 2008
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If you show this video to the sharper image they might still give you the replacement out of pity.
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It's OK, you don't need hearing to continue being a retard anyway.
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That whole yelling and waiting to get hit first thing works wonders on scared little girls huh.
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Seeing $5.00 at the gas station last night made me do the exact same thing. There were less cops though.
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High speed projectile vomiting isn't going to compliment the whole Asian dick thing all that well with her.
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Apparently blind punches give all his friend ecstatic jumping orgasms too so it looks like everyone is pleased. Except for the guy blacked out I guess.
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There wasn't even an engine and set of wheels in this situation and she still failed miserably. Time to take away swinging transportation too.
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Until they find a way to make politeness reattach arms I don't think it's going to be enough though.
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I think chivalry only really works when you aren't the one crying at the end of it all. Maybe she can lend him one of her tampons to fix that up.
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