Thursday, June 12th, 2008
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I think he was just happy to get out of the thing for once without having to sit on a toilet right after.
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If a cop showed up to break this up, he would be the one going to jail for masturbating in public.
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The best irony would have been that one furious guy relying on a kid without a license to get him to a hospital after a stroke.
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Well, I didn't see any candy come out so why did you stop swinging?
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At least this group upgraded from a calculator to a 1999 cell phone to record it with this time.
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He should have taken his shirt off too. The site of those c-cups would have turned the yard into a ghost town instantly.
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At this rate he will have his forth arrest warrant by puberty. If he really tries his hardest.
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I guess that whole intimidation thing really doesn't work on kids above 12 years old.
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
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I wish they used a camera that cost more then five bucks to record it, but even in it's pixelated goodness you can see the intelligence leak out of his head on impact here.
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Finally, something legit to cry about on his blog.
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That urge to use someones face as a football is hard to resist sometimes. Might need some adderall or something.
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He just needed to get it out of his system before the needle full of death sucker punches his arm in a few weeks.
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I don't know if those dollar menu cheeseburgers are worth getting kicked in the face and arrested over, but he sure does.
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Not the birthday surprise she was looking for, but running out of tater tots in the lunch room created a fury that needed to be unleashed.
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At least he passes the test to get into the French army.
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
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As much as the other girl wants it, I don't think asphalt face is the look for her.
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In her case this is actually an upgrade to the anorexic, crack smoking, alcohol addicted downward spiral of a life she leads though. Congrats Amy, this may be the first step to not being a worthless skank.
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They are so giddy about it they even tried to turn it into a feature film. Good thing they added those credits, we might be lost without them.
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At least he was nice enough to leave him with a working dick. He's going to have to learn how to walk on it for a while though.
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Maybe the nap he took right after will help him think of a new way to impress girls because this isn't working out so well.
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911 not even picking up when you call while watching this might be a good sign to move the hell out of there. Just a thought.
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I'll actually be surprised if they stopped at his stomach. I bet he can ejaculate out of his nipples now.
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I wonder if they will have the same encouragement for his obesity when they are dragging him out of the tub after he falls into diabetic coma.
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Why couldn't it be the dancing moron leading the pack that ate the floor? Someone should have at least tackled her for the sake of humanity.
Monday, June 9th, 2008
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Well at least he answered two curious questions there. Yes, the gun was loaded and yes, adults can shit their pants.
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That just makes every other cat fight look like shit. I expect every one of you wasted girls out there to do the same when it comes time to scrap.
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If you don't get it the first time, just try it without the trampoline instead. Remember, the spine has lots of discs you can rupture so practice practice practice.
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Next time you wonder why your health insurance bill is so high, keep this genius in mind.
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With decisions like that he isn't going to be needing his dick anyway.
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The twenty kids on welfare she's going to birth are going to be real proud of her for this one.
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