Monday, September 29th, 2008
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When you have to dress up like a banana with down syndrome everyday, the frustration has to come out somewhere.
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When MySpace goes down for 8 hours and there's nowhere else to blog, you get drastic.
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Now I finally know what it brain matter leaving the skull sounds like from far away.
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According to her husband, as long as there isn't a front bumper in the living room it's been a good day.
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I like how the guy who tackled him gets ready to celebrate then backs off when he sees the injury. Classy.
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I watched Rocky IV enough times in my life to know not to even attempt this.
Sunday, September 28th, 2008
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That level 67 half-elf driving their only means of transportation seems to the be the leader. Make sure to target him if you plan to attack.
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Damn, it's not like either of you are even physically able to get through the door on the bus anyway so stop fighting over who goes first.
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Saving that $5 on the ticket seems pointless when there's a fence sticking through your abdomen doesn't it.
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Sometimes the only way to become a man is to digest at least one half of your body weight in bark.
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This is in the Dominican Republic so you can understand why they are running seriously.
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It started out as an innocent party with a bunch of drunk Russians, and...well I guess that's reason enough.
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When there's only ten minutes left on the fiber tablets sale, you do what it takes to get there.
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Well he's already had both of them between his legs so I guess this is just the cherry on top of that cake.
Saturday, September 27th, 2008
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It's not weed, I'm actually practicing my dragon transformation. My day job is Lui Kang in Mortal Kombat.
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If his neck still works then there is going to be a lot of pussy in this mans future.
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For this Russian, if he does a positive thing during his one sober moment of the day then it's all worthwhile.
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If all those calories aren't good for winning cat fights then what the hell are they good for?
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What is it about these kids always getting destroyed somewhere else on their bodies when they actually do wear helmets?
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There's something about that girl with the accordion that just gets me going instantly.
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That was risky business considering there a was a woman behind the wheel of a car right there. Everyone could have been killed.
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I really hope the amboolance comes soon, he looks like he's in a lot of pain.
Friday, September 26th, 2008
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He's really just renting the wad of cash because once he starts shitting his liver out I'm sure it will be easy to snatch it back from him.
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Don't every try to play a Charizard against his Squirtle again. You'll pay the price with your life.
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Oh don't worry about it, the 17 days of constant surfer gang bangs you're about to go through should make up for it.
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Apparently 400 lbs of flabby authority is no match for 300 lbs of combined estrogen rage.
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With such a redneck setting you think he'd have more tolerance then a toddler.
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His nipples can recharge go cart batteries but his brain is completely useless.
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His alien link face looks a lot like my post all you can eat Chinese face. What a coincidence that both have to do with a big pile of shit.
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What do you expect when you try to transport live animals to the zoo without strapping them down in the pick up cab?
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