Saturday, August 23rd, 2008
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Here's another bet for you. I bet everything taste like regret for the rest of your life.
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Did the cameraman just compare himself to Martin Luther King? Maybe they should make an Obama signal to shine in the sky.
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Who needs a helmet when you have a perfectly unused brain to land on.
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It's a bad move to beat up the Kool-aid guy though, eventually he's going to cut you off from his diabetes inducing drinks.
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Now those "I went to Toronto but all I got was three forms of genital warts" t-shirts they bought make sense.
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Well it's the animating companies fault for making an asphalt Pokemon. Sometimes you just have to risk it to catch 'em all.
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The warm grip of a man behind me is the last thing I'd want after tasting a fist, but hey that's just me.
Friday, August 22nd, 2008
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If only those machines could fix broken marriages and bald heads too.
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In Soviet Russia no reverse joke needs to be made about hydrogen bombs. They will fucking kill your ass. 35,000 times over.
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He must be ready for Kimbo then, somebody make the call.
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Calling in all those air strikes in Call of Duty finally paid off in the real world.
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There's a 50% chance of rain, but a 100% chance of anal rape if he doesn't have security walk him back to the studio.
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He was probably just jealous about all the money he saves on not getting haircuts and wearing his little sisters hand me downs.
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I bet this does a lot for the bulls ego. Like make his life's goal to have a collection of their assholes on his horns.
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With tackling skills like that we can just kill all the Brett Favre talk now and get her on the Jets defensive line.
Thursday, August 21st, 2008
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I used to think this was the only way to break the ice with a girl too but trust me, there are better ways.
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If this doesn't get the attention of the guy she's stalking on MySpace, nothing will.
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I only imagine the two hour long conversation they had before this, convincing each other it's not gay because it's just soda.
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If there's no Polish jokes that involve tornado's then someone better make one before this video gets old.
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Going door to door selling thin mints for $50 a box to support your rock addiction probably works better in a school girl outfit.
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Coincidentally he had Slayer playing in his iPod.
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Some people are taking this Deathrace movie a little too seriously.
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I don't know how a ken doll got so aggressive but that should put him in his place.
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
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This never happens when he creates a mosh pit while his friends play guitar hero.
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He'll never fight again but now he does the best helicopter impression ever.
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Trying to surf in a hurricane is like trying to make a Honda civic fast. Both are fucking stupid and you end up looking like an idiot in the end.
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The "stand here for a free John Deer" prank works on a Spanish guy every time.
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It's like two lions attacking a Britney Spears giraffe. How could you look away?
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Not even a heads up warning from him either. People need to learn playground etiquette.
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This may be the first time in history that attacking a guy in handcuffs is ok. Other then the time the hamburglar got caught. Fuck that thief.
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