Friday, September 19th, 2008
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It's ok to blind side someone multiple times, but if he falls in a pile of sticks the fight is off.
Thursday, September 18th, 2008
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At least they finally found something worse then making moonshine in the outhouse.
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Such a perfect opportunity to use that new tazer and it doesn't even make an appearance. Shame.
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He tried, but there was no showing up that field goal kick to the head finish.
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On second thought, it was probably a bad day to prank the drivers chair.
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Bitch, those azaleas were imported from Italy.
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I've seen the same argument happen at taco bell more then once myself.
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It's still better then beating yourself up I guess.
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Seems like they had some really good influences egging them on too. I love those little 8 year old white niggas.
Wednesday, September 17th, 2008
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I believe his story. It's good to know we have such upstanding citizens trying to do good at all times.
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The real victim here is the car he got thrown up against. You don't just find replacement parts for an 89 Honda.
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Keep working on it, eventually the suicide will come.
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So that's why they try to sell you parachutes at the bus station.
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It's true, I've seen those demons before. They usually come supersized but they don't last in your body for more then 15 minutes before you shit them out.
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Nothing sets an example for the youngsters better then skating at the age of 27 and gang beating someone.
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Walking into three direct punches at the start would normally slow someone down but not this stick figure dynamo.
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I don't know about you but I think he should be added to the golf course hazards in pro play.
Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
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Don't worry about insulting him, he won't be hearing it anyway.
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For a second there I thought it was Fox news but they fooled me.
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Some guys wont even raise their standards for inanimate objects. At least stick it in a Porsche, what the fuck?
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Beating guidos for money may seem like the best job in the world, but it's tough getting those lip gloss stains off your knuckles.
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He should have opted for the bullet. It probably taste a lot better then Pepsi.
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Someone actually did this without being behind an xbox live microphone and lived to tell the tale. I thought it was just a myth.
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They take the toy out of his happy meal every other time to keep him in rage mode for just such an occasion.
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Living without a dental plan makes some people beyond desperate for cheap tooth removal.
Monday, September 15th, 2008
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Nature is always good to weed out the people we really don't want multiplying.
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Keep charging $5.00 for re-re-refried processed rat meat and this will happen.
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I haven't seen a fat kid move like that since McRib came back on the dollar menu.
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This is why the infamous triple chicken stunt is just a myth in that dorm. And why he's still a virgin.
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Now his ass AND face are going to hurt when he wakes up tomorrow.
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