Tuesday, September 16th, 2008
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Beating guidos for money may seem like the best job in the world, but it's tough getting those lip gloss stains off your knuckles.
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He should have opted for the bullet. It probably taste a lot better then Pepsi.
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Someone actually did this without being behind an xbox live microphone and lived to tell the tale. I thought it was just a myth.
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They take the toy out of his happy meal every other time to keep him in rage mode for just such an occasion.
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Living without a dental plan makes some people beyond desperate for cheap tooth removal.
Monday, September 15th, 2008
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Nature is always good to weed out the people we really don't want multiplying.
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Keep charging $5.00 for re-re-refried processed rat meat and this will happen.
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I haven't seen a fat kid move like that since McRib came back on the dollar menu.
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This is why the infamous triple chicken stunt is just a myth in that dorm. And why he's still a virgin.
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Now his ass AND face are going to hurt when he wakes up tomorrow.
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That does it, take their legs away from them too. Women are not allowed to be mobile by any means from this point on.
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Talking shit behind a screen always sucks when it comes back to hit you in the face.
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It could be worse. He could be wearing the sign from Die Hard 3 instead.
Sunday, September 14th, 2008
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It's best not to get that close to a cops face after robbing a Mexican restaurant.
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Perfect, because I feel like bashing her head in with a hammer now.
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Listening to a guy wearing a 5XL t-shirt when he's a medium is never a good idea to begin with.
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I wonder what a touchdown dance in a wheelchair looks like.
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It's pretty crazy but I don't think the whole "You wanna take this INSIDE?" thing is going to catch on.
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The announcer saying it was a tremendous blow with two guys going down didn't help either.
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I'd do the same thing if someone named me Brodle.
Saturday, September 13th, 2008
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Good thing the blue coach is also the wrestling teacher. Nothing puts someone in their place better then a quick double leg.
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It's ok though, if McCain doesn't make it in we'll be more then happy to host her sex tape on Shooshtime next year.
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It's still better then bird shit hitting your hood.
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The kid from Boy Meets World probably shouldn't be boxing anyway.
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Unless he's on an all foot diet, eating a kick like that can't be good.
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She didn't like that crack about her fathers lawnmower only having 12 horse power.
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When you think your 10 speed is the guy who stole your wallet, it might be time to hit those AA meetings.
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I didn't know respect meant getting dominated by a guy in his dirty drawers but I'm glad I do now.
Friday, September 12th, 2008
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The cop in black is such a bad team player. Some guys always have to have the highest frag count.
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No one has ever made the transition from super sized happy meals to gymnast successfully, and they never will.
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