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Jun 5th

Kevorkian's new mission post prison is to get suicide legalized. Hey Jack, if the person does it right, it really doesn't matter if it is legal
SOUTHFIELD, Mich. - Jack Kevorkian said Tuesday he has a new mission to educate and inform the masses about their rights as citizens following his release from prison.

Three teenagers charged for their role in food fight, one with a felony for resisting arrest. Charges for toga party not filed yet
AURORA, Illinois (AP) -- A high school senior accused of starting a massive food fight that left a police officer injured was among three students arrested in the prank.

Chinese stocks take 8.3% fall, erasing $340 billion in market value. EVERYBODY MOO GOO GAI PANIC
SHANGHAI, China (Reuters) -- China stocks tumbled 8.3 percent on Monday in their second biggest drop this decade, erasing $340 billion in market value and extending big losses from last week after the government hiked the share-trading tax to cool a feverish bull run.

When picking up the Uber Helmet of Ultimate Dorkdom (+10 agi, +10 int, -20 sex life), make sure you pick up a W-2 on your way out of the dungeon
Congress is investigating whether the IRS should tax online game loot.

25 things that have disappeared in the past 25 years
Indoor smoking, Service stations... list goes on...

Two important lessons: 1) Even a rugby player will be called a poof if seen wearing a purple cashmere sweater 2) It is never wise to call a rugby player a poof, even if he is wearing a purple cashmere sweater
A FORMER St George rugby league player has been given a two-year good behaviour bond for punching a man who taunted him about wearing a purple cashmere jumper.

Lion, tiger kill man at Mexican meat plant
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A lion and a tiger kept as exotic pets on the roof of a Mexican meat processing plant killed a man feeding them on Monday, Mexican media said.

Jun 4th

Your advances are rejected by a family friend. Do you a) Get over it, b) Move on, or c) Frame her son for a planning a bomb attack at his high school. Bonus: He was a former reserve sheriff's deputy
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A Central Florida teen arrested on suspicion he was planning a Virginia Tech-style attack with pipe bombs was set up by a former reserve sheriff's deputy who was recently rejected by his mother, according to investigators.

"'I am being buried in a box in Dublin underneath a metre of mashed potato,' he said. He did not explain why"
My fellow Fool John Rosevear considers a house to be the best investment ever. I disagree. A house is a place to live, not a road to riches.

A house, the worst investment ever?
My fellow Fool John Rosevear considers a house to be the best investment ever. I disagree. A house is a place to live, not a road to riches.

Need to bump up your credit score? If you can spare a few thousand, you could literally go from 550 to 720 overnight. What can possibly go wrong?
Only a low credit score stood between Alipio Estruch and a mortgage to buy a $449,000 Spanish-style house in Weston, Fla., a few miles west of Fort Lauderdale.

Yes, my client attempted to lure women into a home-made torture chamber and stockpiled enough explosives to level a large hotel, but he never actually DID anything, so what's all the fuss about?
A QUEENSLAND man convicted of trying to lure six women to a makeshift torture chamber filled with explosives and weapons has applied for leave to appeal against his sentence.

Boy killed by dragon. J.K. Rowling to sue media for publishing spoiler
A RARE Komodo dragon has mauled a boy to death on an island that is part of the Komodo national park in eastern Indonesia.

Jun 1st

Student's class history project triggers lockdown of two schools. EVERYBODY PANIC
(KUTV) DAVIS COUNTY - A Davis County junior high school was placed on lockdown Thursday morning after a student was seen carrying a rifle on campus -- although it turned out to be fake.

US tells Turkey not to invade Iraq as it may destabilize the country
ANKARA, Turkey - Turkey's top general said Thursday his army � which has been massing troops on the border with Iraq � was prepared to attack separatist Kurdish guerrillas in a cross-border offensive.

Nigeria files $2 billion lawsuit against Pfizer. Pfizer reportedly unable to pay until Nigerians deposit $419 million into US accounts to cover transaction fees
KANO, Nigeria - Authorities in northern Nigeria have filed a $2 billion civil case and were preparing criminal charges against the U.S. drug company Pfizer, accusing it of conducting a drug experiment that led to deaths and disabilities in a group of children more than a decade ago, according to court papers.

Science fiction authors enlist in the War on Terror because Homeland Security needs "deviant thinkers." Suck it, fantasy fans
Looking to prevent the next terrorist attack, the Homeland Security Department is tapping into the wild imaginations of a group of self-described "deviant" thinkers: science-fiction writers.

Nearly half of all men think their ween is too small according to study from the Is It In Yet? Institute
NEARLY half of all men are unhappy with the size of their willies � for no good reason, a study claims.

U.S. Baghdad embassy floor plans appear online, with everything except the little caption "put bomb here"
WASHINGTON - Detailed plans for the new U.S. Embassy under construction in Baghdad appeared online Thursday in a breach of the tight security surrounding the sensitive project.

May 31st

France's new president wants his countrymen to take shorter lunches and stop kissing coworkers in the morning. Next he plans to outlaw Jerry Lewis movies
PARIS, France (Reuters) -- Their new president wants to get the French to work harder to compete in global markets, but some traditions are likely to endure -- including long holidays, a kiss for colleagues in the morning, and a decent lunch.

Good news: the economy is still growing. Bad news: your toenails are growing faster
WASHINGTON - The economy nearly stalled in the first quarter with growth slowing to a pace of just 0.6 percent. That was the worst three-month showing in over four years.

Phil Spector's defense focuses on mistakes in collecting evidence and the fact that Chewbacca lives on Endor
LOS ANGELES � A coroner testifying in Phil Spector's murder trial acknowledged there were crime lab mistakes in evidence collection and handling including moving Lana Clarkson's body, which ended up compromising evaluation of at least one item at the crime scene.

Authorities seize 46 toy guns from Walmart for looking "too realistic."
SHANGHAI (Reuters) - Chinese quality watchdogs have seized 46 toy guns from a Wal-Mart store in Shanghai because they looked "too realistic", state media reported on Thursday.

Nessie's been sighted again with new video
EDINBURGH, Scotland (AP) -- Like tartan, bagpipes, and shortbread Scotland's Loch Ness Monster is as much an emblem as a tourist draw.

Coolest job ever (w/photo weirdness)
Clear plastic crates stuffed with LEGO bricks in every hue are stacked high against the walls. A computer sits on the floor, but it's not functional. The red, yellow and blue replica is made entirely of LEGO.

May 30th

Finally, an airline shows films with nudity and violence. To nobody's surprise, of course, there are complainers and whiners who want to protect the children
ATLANTA - A media watchdog group is criticizing Delta Air Lines for making the bloody HBO series "Rome" and other bawdy shows available for in-flight viewing after a passenger complained that children could see nudity and sex scenes.

Egghead scientist suggests using humans to fill potholes. Submitter wishes they would work on that homeless problem first. Hey....wait a minute
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Army ants tired of potholes take one for the team, throwing their bodies into rough spots to make a smoother road for their sisters, British researchers reported on Sunday.

Mexicans get pissed at Miss USA for speaking English while in Mexico. Seriously, if she doesn't know the language, get out
MEXICO CITY, MEXICO (AP) -- A 20-year-old dancer from Japan was crowned Miss Universe 2007 on Monday night, marking only the second time her country has won the world beauty title.

Ethanol boom could cause tequila shortage. Lick, slam, suck while you can
MEXICO CITY - Mexican farmers are setting ablaze fields of blue agave, the cactus-like plant used to make the fiery spirit tequila, and resowing the land with corn as soaring U.S. ethanol demand pushes up prices.

If you want a personal trainer to help you lose weight, get booked into jail in the UK
FAT killers and robbers are getting free personal trainers in jail � to prevent bullying.

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