Gotta love it when the body the chick is advertising actually comes through where it counts. Now get the baby oil and towels, we're going on this slide next.

She's not your average blonde cock sucker willing to give it up on the spot. You see, she doesn't have an irreparable STD that hides itself around your boner.

It's not really the weekend until one of your black book girls has a healthy coating of boner brew on their face. Achievement Unlocked: Satisfied Whore.

Hell, you could die happy after having her fart on you for that matter. Just saying you had anything to do with these chest bazookas justifies going 6 feet under.

It might be time to invest in the redhead flavor of women if this is normal protocol. The soulless trip to hell almost seems like it's completely worth it.

If sexual positions were considered art, she'd be pulling a van Gogh right now. Banging like this can only be done one way: skin on skin. For her pleasure... yeah.