Sports isn't your thing but suck it up, there's always that drumming thing. Just wait for Tyler Perry to make a movie about it and you're golden.

What the fuck was the point of that? Autistic 3rd graders have better ways of expressing themselves, and their tongues weigh like 2 lbs.

Gambling devices, drunken enemies, wives - there really is no limit to the uses of a Russian man's angry hands.

You can't put a price on a girl that believes in cleaning up your mess. But if I had to, I'd ask Vegas so accidentally overpaying her in bottlecaps doesn't happen.

Until we get proper translation, we're just going to assume a cellphone in your face is the common method to detoxify someone in this country.

Now that Vegas has made his way to ShooshTime, you can finally afford a woman of this caliber. You should go <b><a href="http://goo.gl/cjykk">here and thank him</a></b>.

Everybody has a talent. And when inter-gender matches are added to MMA, his is going to fail even more miserably than this.