This started and ended the same way I imagine every girl in Japan loses her virginity. Extremely awkwardness followed by white people with guns.

That's the price you pay for making sure 87% of your wardrobe is sports Jerseys and sweat bands. Natural selection has a way of weeding out of the douchebags.

Live in Colorado too? You have our sympathy.

When two douchebags put their bro-minds together, there's no telling the damage they can do. And we're not just talking to the male stereotype.

He couldn't beat Saddam's hide & seek world record but it was a valiant effort. Now let's all bask in this glorious moment before another tyrant that nobody wants to be ruled under is voted in and this shit starts again.

Gambling devices, drunken enemies, wives - there really is no limit to the uses of a Russian man's angry hands.

Source claims he was picked up within the same week.

In a world where Rebecca Black adds an element of talent to your dog shit singing ability, these girls are queens.

Looks like a hooker situation but who's complaining? Fucker must have paid some good coin to let loose the spoils of a 3 week "no masturbation" experiment.

Fragile girl looks like anything wider than a finger in her shit pipe would send her to the doctor crying... but she proved the book cover wrong. And it's glorious.

A total natural in every position your wetzel can be sucked in. Doesn't exactly look the type to be up for a threesome though, but that can always be forced.

Europe's most well known sex addict bangs away for over an hour on what looks like a DVD of her best fucks. Her fragile body not breaking is a modern marvel.

This man has achieved sexual nirvana and he doesn't even know it yet. His girlfriend's got the body of a gymnast and the mind of a 10 year porn veteran.

Quirky amateur attention whore knows no bounds. That applies to her personality, horny levels and the amount of kelbasi she can cram up her cunt.

Chick looks like 2.5 fingers of girth would send her asshole directly to emergency surgery but she took it like a champ. A champ that went 1 round with a carrot.

Sense. This sex tape makes absolutely NONE of it. If girls of this caliber are digging mullets this exceptional it might be time for a new haircut.

If the Internet has taught me anything, it's that oriental girls will put their vaginas in the line of fire for mediocre reasons. I bet he bought her a glass of root beer.

She cares about her ass about as much as a Lohan does about her image. In Germany it's a sign of endearment, more than it is a way to make your dick stink.

We wouldn't be able to tell you what would possess a perfectly adorable girl next door type female to do this. But luckily we don't give 2 fucks about it.

Whore-in-training needs assistance in achieving full piledriver satisfaction. All that's missing is the guy dressed up like Zangief to make this full epic.

One homegrown couple try to get e-famous with the help of a video camera and enough raw pounding to piss the neighbor's off. It's working.