Billion dollar production budgets, fat cat Winnebagos and moaning stick-thin superstars with adopted babies on their hips: like, SO over. Truth is, the wonderful world of web has restored the power to the little people, and the hottest premiere coming to La-La-Land this month revolves around a film entirely created on mobile phones, by plebs like you and me. OK, so admittedly Spike Lee's directing, but everyone needs a bit of star dust, right?

Nokia and Mr Lee have been spearheading the people's revolution over the past few months with their collaborative, mobile created, user generated film. "Within five years, new movies will be made with devices like these" - so if you're interested in films, phones and the future, this is, well, it.

"Dirt - dishing it, digging it, slinging it, wallowing in it, we men just love it. We love dirt. But most of all we love a 'dirt' bird - a 'rough around the edges' lass who is simply insatiable between the sheets.

That Abbey Clancy, for example. We mean, have you seen what she's been up to recently?

She wore a see-through dress to the Brit Awards and gave Crouchy a sly blowie on the beach in St Barts. She's the epitome of a 'dirt' bird. You'd love to........you would. Only she isn't, and she didn't..."

Want the real story? Read the whole interview and see the full set of pictures & video at FHM.com