"Dirt - dishing it, digging it, slinging it, wallowing in it, we men just love it. We love dirt. But most of all we love a 'dirt' bird - a 'rough around the edges' lass who is simply insatiable between the sheets.

That Abbey Clancy, for example. We mean, have you seen what she's been up to recently?

She wore a see-through dress to the Brit Awards and gave Crouchy a sly blowie on the beach in St Barts. She's the epitome of a 'dirt' bird. You'd love to........you would. Only she isn't, and she didn't..."

Want the real story? Read the whole interview and see the full set of pictures & video at FHM.com

If you just happen to be a super-geek and don't want to be seen as a pussy by your peers then i guess you might just be intrested in this little baby!

Why in the hell you need to pay nearly $300 for a bit of wire is waay beyond me, but i guess if you are ultra-anal then the 'Denon AKDL1 Dedicated Link Cable' is right up your back-passage.

However, if you check out the reviews for this overpriced ornament it might just bring a smile to your face - Seems that not everyone is as impressed with this bit of tacky technology as they should be - It makes for an awesome read - LOL !