"Dirt - dishing it, digging it, slinging it, wallowing in it, we men just love it. We love dirt. But most of all we love a 'dirt' bird - a 'rough around the edges' lass who is simply insatiable between the sheets.

That Abbey Clancy, for example. We mean, have you seen what she's been up to recently?

She wore a see-through dress to the Brit Awards and gave Crouchy a sly blowie on the beach in St Barts. She's the epitome of a 'dirt' bird. You'd love to........you would. Only she isn't, and she didn't..."

Want the real story? Read the whole interview and see the full set of pictures & video at FHM.com

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