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This is why other countries are so awesome. As long as we never have to step foot in them.

Cute chick whips her tits out in front of you. Better restrain and dress her. Way to go soccer fans.

Unfortunately she doesn't make that happen in this video. But we know the truth, about her masturbation rituals and extra strength mouthwash.

Walking down the same alley where she was most likely conceived. The circle of life.

As if the death scenes in the movie "High Tension" weren't enough.

Her tits were born from dreams and she has no respect for public indecency. She's truly perfect in every way.

No joke, this guy has put some serious time into his functional 'costume'. Just imagine how many blowjob-less nights he had to go through to make this happen. It's at least 200.

Actually - this is a gay test. If you noticed how boring this fucking video would be without her flapjacks flipping, I've got some bad news for you.

Are those cheeks real? Are they implants? I don't know but I'm officially a platinum member of whatever organization that supports immigration.

"To the Bat Cave Robin"

And more than likely the last time.

They said they could be anything. So they became a Silent Hill creature.

Having a gun and not being able to pull the trigger is like being Michael Bay and not annoying the living shit out of millions of people every time you release a movie. It just doesn't make sense.

He call pull off the instant disarming of a gunman pretty well. It's the shitting of ones pants after it happens that we're kinda concerned about.

Okay terrific. Does it work on hookers?

I think her talents could be much better utilized elsewhere. Like Olympic gymnastics, or a human towel for my face perhaps.

Leave it to Japan to turn normal exercIse into level 5 self sodomy.

Listen closely and you can hear all of Alabama celebrating this momentous occasion. Today is a good day.

How many damn times is this girl going to give me a more useless boner than Courtney Love's boyfriend before I give up on the fantasy? Because if it's in the 4 digit range Im gonna be pissed.