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We don't blame his reaction - but couldn't the hit have been at least a little bit harder? You're trying to teach him a lesson Mr. Fresh Prince, not foreplay.

Physics are very rarely made to be someone's bitch. But today is a new day.

Big shoutouts to karma for coming into work on time today. We couldn't have done this without you girl. Luv u.

After he got dragged away though, it's safe to assume his fate was the same as a North Korean gymnast that falls during the Olympics.

He claims to be a protege of Remi Gaillard, but I can guarantee you'd want to fill his butthole up with dynamite long before the Frenchman if he did this shit to you.

Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a very simple way to get her to shut the hell up.

Dude totally did that on purpose. I know, because I'm a dude.

That's strange. Usually getting run over by a 3,000 lb vehicle is completely unprovoked in Russia.

Driving without crashing into a wall is overrated anyway. That's what my Chinese ex-girlfriend used to say.

I have the weirdest, most educated boner right now.

Dentures before you own a 4-wheeled vehicle? Good luck explaining that to the prostitute you lose your virginity to.

Who said chivalry is dead?

Giving your friends a Sudanese vasectomy isn't recommended. But if you must do it, make sure it's on video.

Darwin: Just a yellow card? What do you have to do for the red card. Get a knife and start slicing?

And then flees the scene thinking he's going to get away with it. As if hunting down a douchebag in a $150,000 car is hard to do.

Well that sucked. And sucked. And sucked again.

Don't worry. He survived and will be back to calling you an anal fisting monkey faggot on Xbox Live in no time.