He died doing what he loved. Which in this particular case involved fleeing the police while naked and running into a parked car
(AP) DOVER, Del Dover Police said a naked man died Saturday night after he was chased by police officers.
Workers think they're covering up graffiti when they black-out street mural worth £100,000. Oops (with pic)
BUNGLING workmen painted over a mural by famed street artist Banksy worth £100,000.
Pedophile wins $175,000 after jailhouse beating results in dain bramage
A PEDOPHILE who was bashed in prison will keep $175,000 he was awarded in compensation after the New South Wales Government today lost an appeal against him pocketing the money.
Officials say much like everything else in Texas, huge mulch fire could burn for a fourth straight month without causing any damage or anyone really noticing
HELOTES, Texas Mar 12, 2007 (AP)— An enormous mulch pile that has been spewing smoke for nearly three months could take another month to put out, a state environmental official said Monday.
Big Bopper still dead. Fark will notify you if his condition improves
KNOXVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson suffered massive fractures and likely died immediately in the 1959 plane crash that also killed early rock 'n' rollers Buddy Holly and Ritchie Valens, a forensic anthropologist said Tuesday after exhuming the body.
NASA fires Fark's favorite diaper-wearing astronaut. Obvious tag explodes
Astronaut Lisa Nowak was fired by NASA on Wednesday, a month after she was arrested for attempted kidnapping in Florida, the space agency said.
Woman sees Jesus in burned wallpaper (with video). Does mass media ever NOT run a story about Jesus appearing on something?
(CBS13) SACRAMENTO Christine York's house is a total loss. Treasures going back more than 100 years and memories spanning four decades were lost in a fire.
U.S. Mint finally gets around to printing money for the atheists
PHILADELPHIA Mar 7, 2007 (AP)— An unknown number of new George Washington dollar coins were mistakenly struck without their edge inscriptions, including "In God We Trust," and made it past inspectors and into circulation, the U.S. Mint said Wednesday.
Senior Taliban commander was captured wearing a burqa. "Soldiers spotted the tranny and quickly arrested him." Was given away when he said, "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Islam"
KANDAHAR, Afghanistan - A top Taliban commander said Wednesday the group has 4,000 fighters bracing to rebuff
NATO's largest-ever offensive in northern
Afghanistan, now in its second day. Suicide bombers are ready, land mines have been planted and helicopters will be targeted, Mullah Abdul Qassim, the top Taliban commander in Helmand province told The Associated Press.
Woman brings lawsuit against doctor who failed to properly kill her child
BOSTON — A woman who had an abortion but still gave birth has filed a lawsuit against two doctors and a family planning organization seeking the costs of raising her child.
MSNBC refers to girl who died in plane wreck as "...a little ball of fire." Which farker works for MSNBC?
Bedford - Family members are revealing troubled times leading up to what police call a murder-suicide by an Indiana father. It's an unthinkable crime that has police still searching for a motive.
McDonald's introduces bigger burger. Because Americans just aren't fat enough
NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) -- Fast-food chain McDonald's is testing a bigger high-end Angus burger that costs a little bit more for the extra weight, according to a published report Wednesday.
Desperate Iowa mountain climbers turn to ice-covered farm silos so they have something to climb
Mar 7, 2007 (AP)— CEDAR FALLS, Iowa Mountain climbers who live amid the prairies and farm fields have found a way to practice despite the lack of rocky peaks: Scaling grain silos that have been coated in ice.
Atlanta's Hartsfield Intl named world's busiest airport. Suck it, O'Hare
GENEVA - Atlanta’s Hartsfield International held its ranking as the world’s busiest passenger airport in 2006, followed by Chicago’s O’Hare and London’s Heathrow, according to preliminary figures released this week.
Bottles of holy drinking water carry a label that warns sinners that if they drink it, they may experience burning, intense heat, sweating and skin irritations (Video)
The half-liter bottles of Holy Drinking Water distributed by Wayne Enterprises Inc., of Linden, only carries the blessings of Catholic and Anglican priests, but company president Brian Germann said he plans to expand to other faiths.
Bottles of holy drinking water carry a label that warns sinners that if they drink it, they may experience burning, intense heat, sweating and skin irritations (Video)
The half-liter bottles of Holy Drinking Water distributed by Wayne Enterprises Inc., of Linden, only carries the blessings of Catholic and Anglican priests, but company president Brian Germann said he plans to expand to other faiths.
Now that Hiccup Girl has been cured, leave it to the Press to find their next ratings super hero -- Sneeze Girl
March 2, 2007 — Last month, Brooke Owens of Asheville, N.C., began sneezing.
Deck-of-cards sized meteor crashes into Bloomington, Illinois home, smashing through computer desk and nearly depriving homeowner of reading Fark
BLOOMINGTON, Ill. Mar 5, 2007 (AP)— When Dee Riddle heard breaking glass inside her central Illinois home on Monday morning, she first thought a bathroom mirror had shattered. But what had broken was a bedroom window and what had caused it to break was an object that had fallen from space, scientists called in to investigate concluded.
Verizon, Sallie Mae, and NetBank pull advertisements from Ann Coulter's web site. Ann Coulter to announce that she suffers from alcholism in 3...2
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- At least three major companies want their ads pulled from Ann Coulter's Web site, following customer complaints about the right-wing commentator referring to Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards as a "faggot."
Australian woman sentenced for smuggling fish in her dress, was caught after numerous people offered her free boxes of Summer's Eve
MELBOURNE, Australia - An Australian woman was sentenced Friday to nine months of community service work for smuggling protected fish from Asia in her dress.
Delusional do-gooders knitting sweaters for dolphins. Seriously, what's the porpoise?
Some people in Washington state are knitting hats, mittens and sweaters for dolphins.
Fark-favorite Diapernaut won't be charged with attempted murder -- just attempted kidnapping
ORLANDO, Fla. -- Florida prosecutors charged an astronaut Friday with trying to kidnap a woman she saw as a rival for a space shuttle pilot's affections, but they declined to file an attempted murder charge that had been recommended by police.
Man hides grenade in his rectum? Nearly killed him
SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an
El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
Director Michael Moore's wife kidnapped by bandits in Ethiopia
ADDIS ABABA, Ethiopia — Fifteen European tourists were kidnapped in the remote desert of northern Ethiopia, one of the hottest and most inhospitable areas in the world, a diplomat and people in the area said. The French Foreign Ministry confirmed Friday that Western tourists have been kidnapped in Ethiopia, but declined to say how many or indicate their nationalities.
Car crash in Netherlands sends three tons of hash up in smoke. Reached for comment, police spokesman said, "That's not groovy, man"
AMSTERDAM, Netherlands Mar 2, 2007 (AP)— Three tons of hashish went up in smoke Friday, incinerated by Dutch authorities after a van carrying the illicit cargo crashed and scattered it across the road.
U.S. Army Secretary Francis Harvey has resigned in light of Walter Reed scandal
WASHINGTON - Army Secretary Francis J. Harvey abruptly stepped down Friday as the Bush administration struggled to cope with the fallout from a scandal over substandard conditions for war-wounded soldiers at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
Cops raid a house, find nearly two dozen neglected dogs, but the 75 marijuana plants were in perfectly healthy
(CBS/AP) NEW CITY, N.Y. Twenty-one neglected dogs, many of them newborns, and 75 marijuana plants were discovered in a rundown house in Rockland County, police said.
Chicago man sues dyslexic tattoo parlor for inking 'CHI-TONW' on his chest
March 2, 2007 (CHICAGO) - A Chicago man is suing a tattoo artist and North Side tattoo parlor for allegedly misspelling a tattoo on his chest that was dedicated to the city.
What would you do with 40,000 yen? I'll tell you what I'd do, man. Two junior high school chicks at the same time, man
MATSUE -- A public high school teacher has been arrested for paying two junior high school girls to have sex with him, police said.
