Tuesday, May 8th, 2012
Hot ASU Student's Sex Tape Collection
Getting your pee hole blasted one time on video is accomplishment enough for the man doing it here. So lets have a major round of applause for the repeater.
Foul Ball Really Messes Up Kid's Day
Watching this may make you proud to be fat and lazy with no desire to partake in physical activity once again.
Intense Dorm Sex Orgy Got them Expelled
On the bright side It's good to know the sluts of tomorrow are in college, learning new & important skills. Like conduction all business on their knees.
Size Don't Mean Shit in a Street Fight
One shot and he goes down before someone can call the cops. Just like your sister.
His Ex-Girlfriend Needed Cock Twice a Day
Overactive hussie just couldn't be kept up with. It's amazing her vagina isn't stretched to hot air balloon proportions yet.
Lava Lamp Used as a Sex Toy - WTF
Not even the slightest reaction that 1970 is reliving itself in her reproductive system. The sign of a girl that has experience banging guys named Jamal.
Her Perfect Tits Are Gonna Blow Your Mind
Facebook profile anyone? No seriously - who has it? I only need 5 minutes with her. 4 of it will be spent crying and apologizing and it will be fucking worth it.
Busty as Fuck Girlfriend Taking it All
Gotta love it when the body the chick is advertising actually comes through where it counts. Now get the baby oil and towels, we're going on this slide next.
Siri is One Racist Piece of Software
I'm still having trouble figuring out what the fuck "SWAG" is. And I wasn't even programmed by Chinese immigrants on an assembly line at 37 cents per hour.
Home Alone Amateur Seizing Opportunity
The guy's shirt staying on is no accident - that's pre-calculated sex tape magic. Even he knows a pair of man boobs can ruin sex with a chick as hot as this.
Dominated Before He Can Land a Hit
There isn't one single boot, kick, punch, elbow drop or brick sent violently towards his face once he was down... but I promise this happened in New Jersey.
Never Take Your Friend's lil' Sister Out
If she agrees the first time there's a very high chance of this happening. Which means a very high chance of you digesting a baseball bat the next day.
Cyclists Meet the Gate at Full Speed
That would have been a fantastic shortcut, if it didn't lead directly to the Special Olympics.
Her Technique is so Damn Mesmerizing
Chances shes got Latin blood in her? About 150%. Only that kind of background makes a girl turn into a Romanian gymnast when your pants get unzipped.
Real Footage of a 18-Year-Old Going Hard
It's another cheater in the act, but fuck - even the guy getting screwed in the process here can appreciate the rodeo ride she's giving to his brother. /golfclap
Sweet Suplex Gives Wrestlers the Win
Don't feel too bad for him. The endless amount of pity feel-ups he's getting back in his team's locker room will expedite the healing process.
Intense Blonde Really Wants That Cock
When she wants to fuck there's no two ways around it - you're gonna fuck. Her hunting you down in full amazonian gear and an axe isn't all that far-fetched...
Being an Attention Whore Goes Bad Quick
Jamaicans gather for a simulated gangbang. Shit gets rough when Jamal Jenkins strips the starlet, erecting all donkey dicks within a 100 foot radius.
Great Ass on this Little White Girlfriend
She's sure as fuck not the girl you take home to mom. Unless mom is a severe alcoholic and sleeps heavy enough to not hear the vaginal wreckage going on.
Absolutely Stunning Teen Cums Hard
The reason for self indulgence is pretty clear. Seems anything outranking the width of 3 fingers is going to send her to the E.R.
Monday, May 7th, 2012
Sex With a Mind-Blowing 19-Year-Old
This is what getting into your own college dorm room is all about. If you slipped through all 4 years without a bang like this, you might want to hang yourself.

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