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Everything seems to be in order here to complete her path of stranger's semen samples. Just drop 10 pounds and spread the butt for maximum attraction.

Source says the big dick Brit was attempting to rape this guy's girlfriend. That's when owning the entire Bruce Lee movieography kicked in.

Dude's hung like a fucking dinosaur and she thought it would be a good idea to go dumpster diving? Good game - No rematch.

Who said chivalry is dead?

Peter the Pervert sticks his penis where it doesn't belong and actually gets away with it. Giving hope to all semi-conscious men across the nation.

Once an African American man has started throwing things he's already paid for you know he means business. Shit just got real.

There's a time and a place for everything... except this. On the bright side now that this is public, his future sex partners are limited to hookers and canned fruit.

And this time looks aren't deceiving. Cash in on this chick if she ever crosses your boner in real life and you'll be thankful that girls watch hardcore porn too.

Unfortunately she doesn't make that happen in this video. But we know the truth, about her masturbation rituals and extra strength mouthwash.

Apparently these girls get a kick out of showing their tight, naked bodies on to fat guys with level 80 night elves. Perfect.

Good thing it happened in an official match. Put your balls this close to another man's face during a street fight and all of a sudden you're a candidate for body lotion.

When they said it got crazy around here during finals week they weren't kidding. Clearly extremely important tests should be given every 6 days.

We'll give you one guess as to why. Which is one more than you should need.

No escape. Not like she really tried though. Those 19-year-old girls can get pretty crafty when it comes to locking you into something for all eternity.

Giving your friends a Sudanese vasectomy isn't recommended. But if you must do it, make sure it's on video.

She said she wanted to make him happy. Today happy is 20 minutes of footage that stopped her from showing her face at the local grocery stores.

This is the #1 reason why you should only fight people in wheelchairs.

Forget about the surgically enhanced nipples for a moment and you'll be pleasantly surprised by her performance. And complete lack of moral fibers.

Sometimes you can see the repressed daddy issues from 20 miles away. And sometimes you wish you never looked in that fuckin' direction to begin with. Ugh.

Is it common practice for women to take it up the bean hole in South America or is it hard coded into their DNA? This makes hop scotching cartels seem worth it.

What the fuck is any single man going to do with all that in his face? Charge friends to use them as a speedbag for starters if he cares about dat money.