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Even some girls out there are going to wish they saw this kind of attitude on the other end of the penis burrowing into them. Girls got skills we can all learn from.

That looks like it sucks. But a night of drinking that doesn't end in unplanned pregnancy is still pretty a-okay in my book.

What the fucking fuck is going on here? We can't really tell if this is just a sex tape made after hitting the meth pipe or legitimate attempted murder.

The slower they are, the easier it is to tattoo a Nike logo to their forehead.

Make no mistake, she's hotter than most. But without an interest in anal or 12 way gangbangs, she's just not going to stand out enough.

Not her personal best in 5 minutes or less. But in her defense there wasn't one bottle of tequila in sight.

Know how all the hot chicks go for the douchebags and it pisses you off? Well you might want to thank this one for giving your dick something to do tonight.

18 seconds. About 9 per breast is all it's going to take for the sauce to be tossed my friend. Beat that projection and we're gonna test you for Cialis on the spot.

Her tits were born from dreams and she has no respect for public indecency. She's truly perfect in every way.

How nice of the BFF to throw her into the lion's den without as much as a warning for her precious piss pipe. Someone just got a little repressed revenge.

This should keep his psychiatrist swimming in BMW's for the next 5 years.

Guess some guys will fall for anything as long as it's packaged in tits you can't even find in Maxim anymore. Sorry pal but that technique is something you learn.

This is the best use of recycling rubber that I've ever seen.

It's not everyday you see a girl of this caliber getting pounded in front of a video camera. And thank fuck for that because I don't think my ball sac could handle it.

"The homeless man’s death was caused by a combination of chest compression and facial fractures, both occurring during a confrontation with Fullerton police officers July 5."

To be fair it's still better than anything Deadmaus has ever produced himself. Mainly because this guy did more than press a "Play" button when he went live.

That's what the video says at least. And as you know the Internet is a very good source of reliable and accurate information. Just believe it, makes fapping easier.

If there's anything Latin girls do right it's smuggling things in their orifices. You gotta practice inserting 13 kilos of cocaine in there before actually doing it.

Took what - all over 3 days after her 18th birthday to give in? You'd probably like to think that's a record but then you'd have to forget all of Los Angeles exists.

Not totally sure to be honest. But it looks like a garden hose needs to be added into the equation as quickly as humanly possible.