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She's got the look. And now she's got the regret and some of the bruising that goes along with having that look for more than 15 minutes on the west coast.

Darwin: Just a yellow card? What do you have to do for the red card. Get a knife and start slicing?

Turns out her alcohol tolerance is a lot lower than her sex-before-marriage tolerance. This don't end well for her or the tongue you'd get stuck in her ass.

Next to itchy skin, herpes and having money stolen - this is the #1 reason to avoid contact with a slutty girl at the height of her drunkenness.

He may be going slow and steady, but all it's doing for her is giving her all the time in the world to regret ever saying the word "yes, you can touch me there".

Toyota is still sharing their assembly line with LEGO I see.

You have to imagine this couple goes through more baby oil in a week than most mom's do in a lifetime. A girl being this horny should be a punishable offense.

Seems to always happen to the guy that deserves it the least. Where are my English-deprived sluts that let you finger them before asking a last name?

Walking down the same alley where she was most likely conceived. The circle of life.

Most guys would never even get close enough to taste the farts coming out of this perfect piece of ass. So when you destroy the next keyboard do it with pride.

Doc56: The smaller one must have got the last sweet roll and the snorezac attacked.

Was it worth it? Are you looking at the same pussy as me right now?

Our experienced female SUV drivers are going to have to step it up this season if they want to top something like this while doing their makeup and texting at 85mph in a school zone.

You've seen her before. Hell, you might have lost a 48 hour chunk of your life to this very same video. And you'll do it again because Vanessinha Gaucha said so.

One less foreign news girl that makes the majority of my ex-girlfriends look like shit. It may be a good thing.

We've seen some lethal asses filled with Latin blood before, but nothing quite like this. Run, drive and catapult yourself over the border to get a piece of this.

That definitely earned you some street cred bro. So what are you now, a level 7 fluffer? Level 8?

This is the sign of a female that will definitely be sampling the long dick of the pro industry sooner than later. Her boyfriend better go for the a-hole now.

Just the right amount of crazy and trust too. You wouldn't want to end up with cum in your hair or anything. That would be embarrassing.

You don't get anywhere in life by taking shortcuts. So by that definition he should have plowed brown town without any help from Johnson and Johnson.

If the sex toy industry needed any incentive to keep making quality products, this is it.