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Pretty obvious why it's nothing but a positive experience from this one bang alone. If this kind of sex is happening consistently then we envy this man. A lot.

I have the weirdest, most educated boner right now.

Blame it on the alcohol all you want bitches, there's no covering this amount of sloppy pussy party favoring no matter how much Sam Adams is on tap.

What kind of fucking maniac came up with the idea of a all out battle royal for this sport? And why didn't he include grenades? Think outside the damn box for once.

Good luck trying to catch some zzz's in this house. Incapacitation is just foreplay to this fuck goof and apparently he likes to record every second of it too.

What a nonconformist that doesn't' play by anyone elses rules. I bet his Misfit stickers are going to look stellar on his wheelchair.

Too hot to handle amateur out of Europe makes her man feel like the king of cock... and how does he repay her? By making her a pornstar against her will.

Jackpot. That's what this bastard hit the moment her underwear came off and she did her best impression of a jockey during the Kentucky Derby. Daaaaaamn.

Perhaps "glove" is the wrong term. That would indicate his hand is actually making contact with the inner walls of her dunk tank... and that's just wishful thinking.

German-made rubber does about as good a job of catching semen as a tennis racket. Result? A girl that better shut it unless she wants to take it in das pooper next time.

One more inexperienced hobo that crawled himself up from the boxcars down, 50 more to go to make mainstream media care about him again.

If this is how birthday parties are commonly celebrated in Russia then all the bludgeoning and domestic abuse has given the place a terrible rep.

Dentures before you own a 4-wheeled vehicle? Good luck explaining that to the prostitute you lose your virginity to.

When porn crosses that line into art it's not always as bad as you think. Especially when the girl getting nailed has a set of tits you could float over the Atlantic on.

Cute chick whips her tits out in front of you. Better restrain and dress her. Way to go soccer fans.

One girl puts her vagina's popularity, and trust on a guy that can't deliver. But feel free to fap to her tears you monster.

Sports isn't your thing but suck it up, there's always that drumming thing. Just wait for Tyler Perry to make a movie about it and you're golden.

It's outdoor so you should already know who's voice you're going to be hearing. That's right, it's him - and he might as well be the soundtrack to you jacking off.

Carlo's meat market only stocks one type of sausage: merciless. Time for little miss doubtful to shop somewhere else.

Before you think he scored the fuck of the century, keep in mind this pussy pyramid is going on in France. Where every girl has the intent to suck dirty dick.

Hot damn look at those juggernauts. If complete suffocation wasn't such a huge concern, any one of us would go for the motorboat of death in there right now.