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Nothing quite like a chick that puts her greatest asset in harm's way every time the dick comes out. Always a plus when they're hotter than then fucking sun too.

And then flees the scene thinking he's going to get away with it. As if hunting down a douchebag in a $150,000 car is hard to do.

With a body like this, I have no doubt she was born to be a pornstar. Or at the very least a pioneer for getting butt floss to be a mainstream product.

It's mother Russia, so this can only mean one thing. Happy Birthday bro!

White guy's greatest dream come true just got exposed. And every guy going for his master's at Harvard right now couldn't be happier about it.

Well that sucked. And sucked. And sucked again.

Clamp-tight college girl put on notice when she realizes the wait for actual penis-vagina sex is gonna take a little longer. Hell, 2 fingers might not be till next fall.

Having a chick with more stamina than you isn't as good as it sounds. At least not in the middle of the 4th day in her 6-day fuckathon. Bitch is gonna burn skin off.

Don't worry. He survived and will be back to calling you an anal fisting monkey faggot on Xbox Live in no time.

She's cute as hell, but apparently this guy feels the need to ruin every bit of her self-esteem on film. Where your curly mustache at? Oh there it is. In semen.

He was doing pretty good with that apology... until the part where his face made out with the other guy's knuckles.

If there's anything a girl can do to prove her loyalty in a relationship, it's the butthole boogie. Nothing else says or smells like love. Not in the states at least.

As if the death scenes in the movie "High Tension" weren't enough.

Obedient and not a complainer to boot. Might have to wifey this one if she knows her away around a grilled cheese and oil filter. If you don't we will.

And if there was it wouldn't be a life worth living with that many machines digesting food for you.

You can probably guess why she was the star of the night. When a girl uses her vagina as a center piece, it kinda makes her a big deal.

I'm shocked and appalled.

Figured she had to be German. It's one of those countries that pretty much guarantees the filthiest of the filth when you make the panties hit the ground.

B-hole brutally wrecked at the hands of an Italian, likely won't be able to walk straight for a week. No, this isn't my review for Parmesan Crusted Steak @ Olive Garden. This is the infamous Rocco vs. Roxy Jezel scene.

The world probably had a lot of nice things planned for her. Lets all be glad she was lucky enough to form zero self esteem in college and turned to this instead.

Also a shame her chest has seen more plastic surgery than Joan River's asshole. (that's a lot). Her a-sized flapjacks would've been better than these fist bricks.