Saturday, February 4th, 2012
Yeah, don't even bother trying to figure out what the fuck was going on in the first 3 minutes. Their country has a lot of drugs we haven't invented in a toilet yet.
There's nothing funnier than watching a fat chick cry over broccoli. Nothing.
Bookworm trades in a day of studying for one round of bareback with her, now, ex-boyfriend. Learning algorithms never felt so regretful before.
And by justifies we mean howling out an explanation in a language Rosetta Stone has yet to tackle.
This is just one of the many ninja-like speed bangs pulled off. Now look at that juicy ass get spread & be jealous of what a 6pack gets you sometimes.
On the bright side, if the whole demolition thing doesn't work out there's always masturbating on public trains. Very little experience necessary.
Naive teen forgot the "Don't talk to strangers" rule and now she's paying for it big time. In the form of hilarious accents and BK value menu pay outs.
He rubs, licks, sticks and even has the decency to not aim his pudding cannon at her face like so many men before him. He's a shoe-in for that birthday threesome.
Self-loving whore was hogging all the good pussy and refusing to share. Seems like he put a stop to that problem.... for an hour.
With fighting skills like that he has a great future ahead of him. At the Special Olympics.
If you thought a girl living in L.A. had enough class to say no to something like this, then you have no faith in your own erection. Money always fucking talks.
Cool, but wake me up when the Invisible Woman is ready for deployment. There's less shame when you don't have to see the face of a 275 lb prostitute.
His week long dream of plowing the girl next door just came true. Proof that if you try hard enough, and know the right guys that pay girls for sex, you can win.
On the bright side I now know what I want for my next birthday. A cup of bullets.
Pug-faced Hispanic drinks herself so numb she doesn't even notice when last night's chimichanga is hanging halfway out her asshole. And her laugh is as bad as her hygiene.
Getting back to the tree you pissed in to flush it becomes a lot more challenging when your jeans shorts become socks.
50% off sticker price? It's possible when your negotiating skills involve knee pads and an open mouth. Try it at Best Buy next time you go hunting for Blu Rays.
Tree-stump cock having dingus just hit the lottery and doesn't even know it yet. Only her vag printing money could have made this any better than what it was.
There's not much going on in the looks area, it's the things she's willing to do that makes her a blinking star in the whore-a-verse. Standards officially lowered.
You'd think a girl so quick to use her titties as a calling card would do it every day. Not her though. She started a blog and pretends to have morals now.
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