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But for that to happen every amateur girl out there would have to have the body of a gymnast & the mind of a gutter slut. And that almost never happens. Right?

When you treat gravity like it's a joke, gravity will get it's revenge. That's a mother fucking fact.

And with such fucking ease too! I think the basketball team just found their mascot for the next 3 years, or until she suffocates and dies.

Defending yourself is much more difficult when you're butt naked and fully lathered in soap. Just ask my girlfriend between the hours of 9 and 10 AM.

You can almost taste the nervousness pouring out of her throughout the entire video. Apparently whoring behind 7-11 is a lot different than in front of a camera.

For future reference, leave the 3 inch waist line to women in the 19th century and the regret of putting our penises inside you to New Jersey prostitutes.

There's only so much a man's penis can do during 4 years of college freedom. And it's like all of them get put together the second you penetrate this chick.

You could probably pick her out of the crowd by those tits alone. That's right, it's Amber - and she's got her death grip around her lucky boyfriend's penis again.

Hahahahahaahaha, etc.

Look at her go! This is like a wet dream you don't have to feel sorry about after putting the comforter through the rinse cycle. South American vagina wins again.

Ironically, he missed his step class to do this instead. No not really, dumbass.

You'd think a guy that waited out her 18th birthday would have a little more class when it came time to perform. Fucker didn't even get all her clothes off first.

Well, I know who I'm voting for in 2016. Joe Pesci. If he's dead, then this guy.

This is pretty intense for a white guy. Either he's found the magic spot to please all women or she's an overacting attention whore. My money's on option #2.

I just did this to my mom last week. Small world.

Amateur girl is a certified size queen, but can totally back up her minimum requirements. She could make a donkey dick disappear in her esophagus.

When your tits become an item of offensive in violent situations, it might be time to pack them away for good. Just sayin.

The transition is not as unbelievable as you might think. All that studying just opens up a backdoor of sexual frustration and desperation. Then, this happens...

Dude blows a massive load uterus deep, filling her cunt to the brim with 4 Cheese Pastaroni... and then out it splooges. The sound effects are fake.. but the shots of his jizz doing gymnastics are legit.

Dumb bitch must've thought she was auditioning for Fast & the Furious 5. Or getting a free ride home from the mall. Her standards don't seem to be all that high.

The reason for self indulgence is pretty clear. Seems anything outranking the width of 3 fingers is going to send her to the E.R. and that ruins a Friday night.