Thursday, February 9th, 2012
We've seen her before. And we'll keep on watching her until slim waists and all natural double T tits start becoming unattractive. Aka never fucking ever.
Looks like we got a trend on our hands now. Which can only mean one thing: a video of one of these guys going cordless bungee jumping is bound to hit the Internet. Just wait...
If there's anything a man must experience before walking of his college campus for the last time, it's the coveted pussy triangle orgy. You'll never be sad again.
You think your bloodline sucks? Watch this and then cherish the fact that the most violent your kids get is with misspelled racial slurs on Xbox live.
So... was the wait worth it? We'll be sure to ask him that very question after he stops convulsing in a puddle of his own orgasms, and get back to you.
What you don't see is her leaving the crowd to hit the gym in preparation to celebrate her birthday on February 30th. But oh, it happens.
Pent up rage much? You coulda at least saved her a few rash treatments had you opted for the lube in the aisle of CVS you didn't go to for rubbers. Jerkoff.
Spanish and tight pussy in the same sentence? It's possible. We present you with the dodo bird of homemade porn videos. Please fap accordingly.
Officer Ham holds many accolades on the force. Now his gold medal for Tony Montana impersonations can join the ones for biggest waist and least likely to pursue on foot.
Look at her go! This is like a wet dream you don't have to feel sorry about after putting the comforter through the rinse cycle. South American vagina wins again.
Just a friendly reminder to never start shit with people bigger than you. And that wifebeaters are a billboard for having the fighting ability of a malnourished infant.
At first glance: yes, yes he did. But is it true? Will you care after a quick click and tug? Another piece of Internet fapology folklore lost and forgotten about. Deep.
How should you feel after watching this? How about lucky. Most guys have to give up $3.75 and what's left of their dignity to witness this thing attempt to speak English in person.
I don't know what they're feeding girls in Europe but we gotta get some of that shit over here. A girl this hot and into internal butthole combustion is quite rare.
This is what happens when your dad hugs you a little too much.
he one time Japan decides to not censor the genitals... they cast a girl with a Saarlac for a twat. Didn't see Return of the Jedi?
Wanna know how I avoid almost being lynched by groups of people? I don't go Mike Tyson on women. In public.
Perfect little blonde rides the dong like she's activated some sort of sexual cheat codes. Up up down down, vag, mouth select start. Now fuck her 29 more times.
This might be one for the record books. These guys burned up and abandoned so much pussy in one night they could have started their own kennel.
Give a bro in a sideways hat access to your inexperienced clam and you'll be sure to regret it. Example: this girl. She can't pee without assistance anymore.
Fuck, this girl's something. We have no idea what site she's streaming these clitoral car washes, but it will be our goal to find it before the week's out.
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