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It's okay though - at least 90% of you don't have mouths on your dicks so talking won't be a big issue. Not like it could be heard while you choke it out anyway.

He claims to be a protege of Remi Gaillard, but I can guarantee you'd want to fill his butthole up with dynamite long before the Frenchman if he did this shit to you.

Unless Jenna Haze herself is running around in a school girl outfit, a group of drunk guys staring at you with a camera never a good thing. Live and learn.

Better they didn't survive. If you woke up after something like this and realized you still lived in China you'd want to be dead.

The Paris Hilton glasses were almost a turnoff. But her Paris Hilton level of sluttyness completely made us forget about the overdone pancakes on her face.

It's a hefty claim we know - but just LOOK at those things. In her case, I'll take sloppy seconds. Make that 32nds.

Well if this doesn't make you a raging racist, Lil Wayne probably will. Eventually.

This makes about as much sense as a hooker giving blood at an AIDS charity.

As if you needed more proof after smacking it around the Internet all these years. We'll just let the coin slot between her thighs tell the rest of the story.

This is why other countries are so awesome. As long as we never have to step foot in them.

Roughly translated I think this means "Justin Bieber is better than Justin Timberlake".

And it's definitely not going to be her last. You can tell by that look of complete satisfaction after half her face gets covered in homemade clam chowder.

Turns out when the guy who promised to keep a secret puts it on the Internet, a couple people are bound to find out. Especially those current boyfriend types.

The sounds she emits may be the standard for a Japanese slaughterhouse, but they're definitely a tad out of place here. Not sure if I'd go harder or gag her.

Was it the sex in a public place or the fact that she's doubling up on the dick? We don't know, but one lucky janitor is going to be a very sad panda tonight.

Just in case watching Oprah has done nothing for your tolerance of women, this is a very simple way to get her to shut the hell up.

Just like smoking crack, you're never too young to destroy a fast food establishment in the hopes of out-douchebagging another guy from your liberal arts classes.

Dude totally did that on purpose. I know, because I'm a dude.

And boy is it fun to plant the seeds that grow them into little sluts. She could have been a respectable Playboy model. Now she's a reason to stain your pants.

That's strange. Usually getting run over by a 3,000 lb vehicle is completely unprovoked in Russia.

Hope that taught him a lesson. About picking on guys smaller than him, and dressing like a 1940's homosexual.